batdent

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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

seriously just get outside once in a while. i promise it’s worth it. you don’t have to take a walk even. just remember that outside is there

bumper sticker idea

no-one in my household wants to hear about Jerma and his dog vitamins

Cupping your own boobs for no real reason is important enrichment for girls

Do me a favour and reblog this with a show you like that was cancelled after only one season. I don't mean shows that were always meant to be miniseries or shows that work perfectly well as a standalone story, or shows that might still get renewed. I mean shows that are and will forever remain unfinished. The more obscure the better.

yeah i have foursomes. four some reason im not having any sex!!!!!!!!!

does anyone wanna do some gay bullshit to me

turns out I’ll always carry my 15 year old self. silly me

sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

got a major pest problem this year actually

Petition for paramount to drop the 8-episodes structure and PLEASE give us a full 20 episodes season with even more bonding scenes, they're needed

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

Blowing a kiss to paramount for actually renewing the beautiful shows that I watch from them in a timely manner. A task that is apparently impossible for other companies to do

This picture means so much to me

never had a total 180 on a character like I did with xavier schoolspirits. in episode 1 I was certain he killed maddie and I hated whenever he was on screen but now. he's just an intense autism creature. his icy blue eyes have bewitched me. he tried to throw salt on a ghost after everybody told him it would not work. and then it did not work.

Dawn and Yuri, both 70s teens, avoiding Mr Martin's creepy little support group: i have never let The Man tell me what to do and I'm not starting now.

Season 3 is greenlit!!!! Let's go

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.