You Know Shit Went Down When It’s Three Ex Buzzfeed Employees Apologizing On A Couch

For some reason I have doubts about putting my life in this man’s hands.

got a major pest problem this year actually

seriously just get outside once in a while. i promise it’s worth it. you don’t have to take a walk even. just remember that outside is there

This is the only tiktok you'll ever need, I've made about 13 of these and I'm not stopping anytime soon

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

Dawn and Yuri, both 70s teens, avoiding Mr Martin's creepy little support group: i have never let The Man tell me what to do and I'm not starting now.

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other