Grug Hate Two Factor Authentication. First Grug Have To Remember Password. Then Grug Have To Point Out

ADHD

I am watching the first episode of school spirits and the use of phoebe bridgers I know the end in the FIRST EPISODE!!!

Almost made me cry

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

I was driving around with my mom today and she got a text from my dad, so I started reading it out for her. Apparently this man finishes all of his texts with this emoji

🧙🏻‍♂️

I though that that was just a one time thing for when he texted me. Nope, all of the other texts without my dad's wizard sign off are out of the norm.

No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

Petition for paramount to drop the 8-episodes structure and PLEASE give us a full 20 episodes season with even more bonding scenes, they're needed

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other