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Circe Offering the Cup to Ulysses by John William Waterhouse (1891)

So today I watched this interview with the Star Trek: The Next Generation cast and they demonstrate the phenomenon "space ship acting"

and they all go

and it just cracks me up, ESPECIALLY Sir Patrick Stewart

Does anyone wanna come over and play boobs with me

All it/its users begin charging the beam

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Alright, hear me out, my gorgeous trans girls—voice training isn’t just for passing, it’s for making your lover weak in the knees. Imagine it—low, sultry whispers that send shivers down a girl’s spine, breathy moans that melt her resolve, needy little whimpers that make her desperate to pin you down and ruin you.

This is more than just practice—this is "whoremoan replacement therapy". A symphony of desire. So train those voices, my loves, and let the world tremble at the sound of your pleasure. 😉

need a girl with a good job to fund my crippling tattoo addiction

undeniable queen of the front page celeb quote

Couples shirt idea

literally what’s even the point of putting me in the cute maid dress. i can’t vacuum shit when i’m chained to a pipe in your basement. you’re clearly not very experienced with this forcefem stuff.

literally nobody has ever been this much of an ally

if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck

what’s that noise. 

The difference between my prodigal son and I is that he Needs to interfere in order to make every situation about him. Whereas I am already enmeshed in all things naturally

it's kinda crazy what a common experience it is for like your parents to do something insanely traumatizing to you and then just not remember they did it at all while you remember forever

confirmed by experts 👍

Girl?

girl 🫵

Born too late. Elim Garak, you would have loved Real Housewives and the Bravo Universe

Born too late. Julian Bashir, you would have loved to hate watch Grey's Anatomy and hinge

Born too late. Benjamin Sisko, you would have loved Home Depot and hand painting miniatures

Born too late. Miles O’Brien, you would have loved fixing up old cars and fishing

Born too late. Jadzia Dax, you would have loved Balatro and vaping (Watermelon mint)

Born too late. Kira Nerys, you would have loved laser tag and getting banned from r/politics for telling people to KYS

Born too late. Odo, you would have loved Life360 and being the power-tripping mod of a Neighborhood Crime Watch Facebook group

Born too late. Quark, you would have loved recruiting people into MLMs and running a wildly unethical crypto empire.

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

Costa’s Hummingbird (Calypte costae), male, family Trochilidae, order Apodiformes, AZ, USA

photograph by Tommy Childers

Expecting every trans woman to become a full fledged voice actor to have their gender respected is bad actually

the eggiest person you've ever seen in your life: I've always found women to be so beautiful, yet so distant from me at the same time. when I think about the fact that I can never be one of them, it causes me unspeakable pain. I feel a deep connection with them, but because I'm male, which is out of my control, there will forever be a chasm between us which I can never cross. all I can do is masturbate to them, as it is all I know, but even this doesn't bring me joy, and only makes me feel more disgusted with myself.

tme people in the comments with "terfs dni" in bio: awwww this reminds me of my boyfriend!! he's so cute when he says stuff like this! he always cries when we have sex, but it's ok because I know being with a real woman like me makes him so happy 😊