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Bruh, I need you to describe his voice cuz I've been thinking the "don't you just wanna go ape shit?" is just to good to go with this.

im pretty sure i met an irl disney villain at my job a few weeks ago.

First off, this looks like a baja blast. So,... yeah

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

My friends are convinced I run a wildly popular blog (I do not) so I've started (jokingly) telling them I'm you

You better fucking watch your back

(mel)jayvik as textposts [i forgot which part this is]

Other people typcasting mark: the saddest, wettest, most tired looking Guy you've ever seen

Mark typcasting himself: incredibly unhinged terrible little entity fueled by the power of Fuck You

"im going to see lilo and stitch tomorrow at the cinema so i can see how bad it is and laugh at it"

YOU ARE STILL GIVING THEM MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

victory for colin appreciators across the globe ♡

LOOK AT HIM! TINY MAN! A GOOD BOY!

imagine if god came down from heaven sometimes to hand you a burger

Sitting on the arm of the throne combing the kings hair "my liege you should kill that guy for fun"