I Have So Many Stories Of Them I Haven’t Fleshed Out Yet…

this is why i love jesper.

✨paciently waiting for a damn vaccine✨

Based on their friendship dynamic and the fact that Kaz is always fully covered in at least 2 layers of clothing if not 3-4, Jesper would absolutely start making "he's naked " jokes anytime Kaz so much as rolls up his sleeves.

Kaz: *loosens his tie and undoes his collar after a long evening at the Van Eck manor*

Jesper: okay whore

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jesper fanboy moment

I bet Medusa used to take selfies and send em to people she disliked like surprise you little bitch

Kaz Brekker is literally the biggest secret shipper of all the crows and no you can’t change my mind.

He’s literally just like “I’m gonna leave Matthias and Nina to bury this dead body together, hope that doesn’t bring up any feelings, wouldn’t want their animosity to get in the way of the mission, only reason I’m doing this of course”

And then in the ice court just “oh Matthias and Nina walking with Brum, I’ll just leave them alone to totally not hash out their feelings because I trust matthias and his stupid undying love for her, this is good for the mission, all about the mission”

And then “guess I better send Wylan off to visit his “dead” mother and Jesper should go with him totally so they don’t have to emotionally support each other, it’s because I need to keep Wylan motivated, the mission is too important”

And then “I better pay off Inej’s debts to Per Haskell because I need her for the mission only for the mission who said anything about feelings—”

This man is a romantic okay??? Buys his not-quite-girlfriend a ship and finds her long lost parents??? Assigns the couples as pairings during missions half the time???

But also he’ll gauge your eyes out if you ever say anything about it so shhhh

Harry Potter’s era Head canons.

1. Harry Potter is bisexual.

2. Hermione had a crush on Bill Weasley when she was 12.

3. Marcus Flint thinks Percy Weasley is a prick with his parents.

4. Fleur Delacour is the most dangerous girl on the planet.

5. Ron Weasley sings on the shower just to bother Harry.

6. Luna Lovegood’s mother (Pandora) is Lucius’ sister.

7. Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley are best friends but always fight.

8. Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan sleep in the same bed since 3rd year.

9. George Weasley believes in God.

10. Fred Weasley is gay.

11. Draco Malfoy had a relationship with Theo Nott in 5th year. They’re still best friends.

12. Neville Longbottom hates his body.

13. Ginny Weasley is the best duelist in the school.

14. Harry Potter has social anxiety.

15. Blaise Zabini has excelent grades.

16. Theo Nott has a severe depression.

17. Daphne Greengrass and Padma Patil are friends.

18. Lee Jordan and Fred Weasley are in a relationship.

19. Charlie Weasley is asexual.

20. Draco Malfoy is pansexual and had a crush on Harry when they were 12.

21. Lavander Brown needed to love Ron becuase she didn’t want to come out.

22. Blaise Zabini’s family is from Brazil Draco’s comes from Germany and France. Theo’s is from Hungary. Pansy’s from Kazakhstan and China. And the Greengrass come from Russia.

23. Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint are together since they were 16.

25. Ron Weasley likes to hug Harry.

26. Luna Lovegood knows how to fight but hates it.

27. Harry Potter usually cries in his sleep.

28. Hermione Granger is afraid of being forgotten.

29. Draco Malfoy is a feminist supporter. Which was a big surprise to Hermione, Ginny and Parvati.

30. Bill Weasley is also afraid of spiders

(I edit this, the 29th, because a girl in the comments was absolutely right)

Harry Potter Headcanons that are *chef’s kiss* Beautiful to me

- POC Harry and Hermione  

- Harry and Ginny are both bi, but they still end up with each other. 

- While I don’t really ship Harry and Draco together, Draco had a crush on Harry and was scared and unsure about it. 

- Neville is trans, and when he visits his parents at St. Mungo’s to tell them, they manage to convey their support. 

- Lupin loved both Sirius and Tonks. If Sirius hadn’t died, he probably would never have married Tonks, but she was good for him after the fact. 

- Albus Severus being named pretty much anything else, unless it’s “Albus Severus Potter, you aren’t named for a profound reason. You mom and I just drew names out of a hat because why not?” 

- Ron and Hermione have a happy marriage. They acknowledge their different talents and manage to make time for their children. 

- Albus and Scorpius like each other, platonically and romantically. 

- Charlie Weasley is asexual, and has a few pet dragons of his own that are his children. 

- Dean and Seamus were a thing, but they broke up during the fifth book due to Seamus being a jerk about Harry. They got back together at the end of HBP. 

- In his group of buddies, Ron is The One Straight Friend, but he is super accepting and always makes sure everyone’s treated equally. 

- Dudley has a magical child, and reaches out to Harry for advice. 

- Percy and Oliver got together. 

- When he was in school, Sirius kissed nearly every girl in his year, despite being gay. This stopped when he and Remus got together. 

- Harry becomes a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. 

- Seamus is the firework tester for Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes. 

- A little while after their school years, Luna and Neville begin a relationship. (I’m sorry I really ship them)

- Harry had a crush on Cedric Diggory. 

no saint ever watched over me, not like you have.

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