I’m a pervert but still require romance
😭 he brings all his friends to meals
Anime characters be like:
Homosexuality has been observed in rams, but never in ewes. The leading hypothesis explaining this is because, in straight relationships, when an ewe is interested in a ram, she will stand completely still, and the ram will take action. Thus, when two ewes are attracted to each other, they will both stand completely still, and nothing will happen.
hope 2023 brings everyone lots of lesbian sex
Manifesting a girlfriend this year 🎀!!!!
Making sure you and your partner are comfortable is the most important thing during sex. Don't let anyone make you feel bad about your boundaries 🫶
long distance pining is crazy
i want a gf that follows me on tumblr and sees all my depraved and disgusting posts and knows it’s about her and all the things i want her to do to me
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to run low on storage space
"they should be at the club" "they should be at the farmers market" "they should be at the public library" well i should be in my lovers arms but im not am i. life is full of disappointments
im alright to the max !!
What she says: "I'm alright"
What she's really thinking: "I need a lesbian kiss rn"
sex bots on tumblr dot com desire me carnally in my chatbox but alas im in a relationship with 4 fictional characters so i must refuse their romantic advances
YOU should be at the club I should be in the arms of a fictional character
anyway do u want to be yuri together? 🥺
DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE
dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior
you “don’t write black or PoC readers” because you “don’t know what it’s like to be black or PoC” but y’all have no problem writing wizards, dragons, elves, witches, supersoldiers, mutants, jedi, people from eras you haven’t lived in, monarchs, murderers, and stalkers
but PoC are too far outside of your lived experience?
you can write nuanced and diverse characters from all walks of life, but as soon as they don’t look exactly like you, suddenly that creativity vanishes, and all you have to draw from is stereotypes?
what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster
Hey now those (your big brown eyes) are some dangerous weapons you got there be careful where you aim those things
trying to turn my brain off
they literally created a place where you can go and learn about something that really interests you and they fucked it up by inventing ASSIGNMENTS
"she should be at the club" she shouldnt be at the club bc she has sensory issues. ok
on this episode of is there romantic tension or am i just delusional and gay...
fuck spotify forreal for taking away the little heart icon... i dont want to add songs to my creepy ass collection i want to like them i want to love them
just wanna put on lipstick….. and kiss someone’s face all over…. it would be so cute…..
Moth Woman!