Constantine: I hate to say it. But we might need help from... The Ghost King.
The last phrase is whispered with a depth of terror the heroes assembled had never heard before from the man who fucked demons.
Batman: the ghost king?
Constantine, gravely: yes. I don't know much about the new one- just that ue managed to defeat the fearsome Pariah Dark- the king feared by all the biggest bads in all the Realms of heaven, hell, and everything in between, before and beyond. In single combat.
Wonder woman frowned, : so.... can you summon him?
Constantine shifts uneasily: summoning the ghost king- particularly one as fearsome as Phantom- is quite the risk, it could get us all killed in a moment- or worse. He is the ghost king, after all.
Impulse frowns. The name 'Phantom'and 'Ghost King' was familiar... but why... he turned to the side, to spot Rook (Tim) napping quietly in his seat, a can of zesti by his info pack- and that was when it clicked.
He nudged Tim. "Hey. Hey Tim?" He whispered.
"Mm?"
"Isn't that the guy you were fucking?"
Rook raised his head to stare blankly into Impulse's eyes. "What?"
"You know, the person you and uhhh- code name... fuck it. You and Bernard fucked?"
At this point, Clark raised an eyebrow at the whispered conversation, whilst Kon was hiding his grin.
Rook continued to stare blankly. "You're going to need to be more specific. "
Impulse sighs, irritated, "Phantom. The fearsome and deadly, possibly evil ghost king?" He gestures to where Constantine was drawing up a variety of different reasons why he shouldn't be forced to make a summoning circle to call Phantom.
Tim frowned at the board. "Oh. Hmm. Well he wasn't the evil ghost king when i was dating him that was his evil alternate future self."
This statement caused more than a few heroes to turn his way, eyebrows raised.
Nightwing: ....anything you wanna say there, Rook?
Rook glared at Impulse before rolling his eyes before the domino, "nah just talking about how I ficked the guy Constantine is stressing over."
The statement silenced the entire table. Constantine glanced between Rook, the board, and back again.
Constantine: you....fucked... the ghost king???
Tim: well I mean it was out of office hours so was it really fucking a king, or-
Constantine: EVEN I WOULDNT DO THAT
Tim: well I certainly hope you wouldn't. He's a bit young for you.
Various different heroes snort or stiffle laughter at the statement.
Nightwing, frowning: R, I thought you were dating B?
Tim turns horrified eyes to Nightwing, "YOU THOUGHT I WAS DATING OUR FATHER????? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU-"
Nightwing: oh, no, I meant your boyfriend!
Tim: BATMAN IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND WHAT IN THE EVER LIVING ACTUAL FUCKING HELL-
Nightwing: no no no B as in the conspiracy theorist boyfriend.
Tim: oh. Yeah I am.
Nightwing: but you fucked-
Tim: dated, actually. Dating, technically.
Nightwing: you know I never thought I'd have to have this conversation with you, Rook , but cheating is bad.
Nightwing turns to Batman helplessly, "help me out here B...atman."
Bruce raises an eyebrow in response. "Rook your brother is right."
Tim raises an eyebrow. "I'm not cheating. Anyway, why do we want to call Danny?"
Constantine gestures vaguely at the monitors and they flare to life with a live video feed of Undergrowth ripping a city to the ground.
Tim: huh. Just a sec.
He turns to his phone and taps for a moment
Tim: he'll be here in a moment,
Danny, in full king regalia, behind Constantine: hey R. What's up? OH are you the guy whose soul is owned by like a gazillion other people?
Constantine gulps.
Danny grins: can I have your soul?? Only I kinda want to fight in the bidding fight-
Constantine: the what fight?
Danny: you know, for your soul? May the best and most dangerous individual win?
Constantine has suddenly gone very, very pale.
Yet another JL learns about Batfam post
Featuring: everybody loves Nightwing
So, Nightwing isn’t technically a member of the JL, but everyone knows him and adores him. Even Batman seems to tolerate him fine.
They’re on a mission. Let’s say alien invasion. Or killer robots. Something large scale and dramatic.
Everyone’s fighting in the same general vicinity. Nightwing and Batman just happen (read: either very carefully planned, unconscious habit, or a combination of the two) to be fairly close together.
Suddenly, an explosion happens. Everyone is knocked down. Including the aliens/robots. Conveniently, they stop being an issue now, so we can focus on The Reveal.
Anyway, everyone knocked down. They start to get up and look around, checking to see that everyone is fine. And it looks like everyone is well and accounted for, except…
Nightwing!
Where’s Nightwing? They all start to panic (except Batman). Is Nightwing okay? Where did he go? Is he hurt?
And then Nightwing ducks out from under Batman’s cape, with a grin on his face, sunny and cheerful as ever.
“Well it looks like that instinct is fully intact. Explosion? Duck under the cape.”
He laughs at himself and Batman’s face twitches in what his family would read as a smile and most of the JL thinks they’re hallucinating.
“Do you two know each other?” They want to ask. And it’s been long enough that it would probably be awkward to ask. But they’re confused/curious enough that they might ask anyway.
fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
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Nope, havent found it(sadly).
Heroes at the watchtower: Why are they staring at each other? I hope they get along..
14-year-old Danny in his adult ghost king form:
14-year-old Billy in his adult Shazam form:
Imagine going to take a shower and the water just dodges you, and not being able to tell whether you are hydrophobic or if the water has become homophobic.
She's heard from the locals that, while Phantom favors the form of a young boy, he is far older than even she. There are records going back centuries of his existence.
Phantom, however, looks confused.
"Villain....? Oh! Okay, you want to fight Dan! Yeah, lemme just go call him real quick."
"...Who?" Wonder Woman asks, now sharing the confusion.
But Phantom already has a phone out and is calling someone, promising that it won't be but a moment.
"Hey, so...yeah, I know you don't wanna talk to me but...no but someone wants to fight you...gimme a second to specify and I'll....Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman wants to 1v1 you."
Phantom holds the phone away from his ear as what can only be described as a triumphant war cry almost breaks the speaker.
Then it's just a dial tone.
Phantom smiles at her.
"Okay, he'll be here in like, four-"
"Fight me!" Another ghosts interrupts, landing in front of Phantom.
He's huge; bigger than Superman, with fire-like white hair and excited red eyes.
He looks very, very ecstatic for the opportunity to fight her.
And, well...Diana does love a good fight.
Very well!
She will fight this 'Dan' instead!
Some more Jason please enjoy the crumbs
I imagine Dionysus to have Grunkle Stan's voice lol
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
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