I Love Talking To Kids About Disability Bc

calm down guys, it's only the 8th

someone rec some more ORV fics please

There's something endearing knowing that kimcom could never actually see kim dokjas face, it was blurred to a point and yet they love him so much. their centre point was him, he was the glue that held not only their group and each one of them together, during a horrific apocalypse that ruined millions to billions of lives, in a world filled with so many, they found salvation in him. because he was irreplaceable, he was stupid, he was a squid, and he was insane but he was kim dokja. he was a reader, he was their savior and they love him. they do not know how he looks like and yet they see him everywhere. The books they read, the phone they use, the white they wear. its just — ughhh

Once you've been on tumblr for long enough, you'd be immune to culture shock for being isekai'd. There's no fantasy world bizarre enough that you'd really be surprised by anything, it's just "oh that's how you do things around here". You could get whisked away to the Land of Oz and see nothing you couldn't shrug off. You're already used to the concpt that anything you say might prompt the sudden appearance of a living, talking straw man who shows up out of nowhere to sing you a song about how they don't have a brain.

I do not wish to have my family be taken, I already have that threat on me by duolingo

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

The people of Fawcett know that behind the mask of Captain Marvel is a homeless kid with trust issues. Billy knows that they know. And now he and the town have this whole "I don't know Captain Marvel is a homeless kid" thing going on whenever any hero comes to Fawcett for any reason.

Flash: Dude, your town is so cool!

Marvel: Thanks. The townspeople and I are trying to make the town look more presentable.

Mrs. Wortwood: Captain, we're having a family dinner tonight. My daughter really wants to see you.

Marvel: Thanks for the offers. I'll definitely be there.

Flash: I wish I could be invited to family dinners by my townspeople, too.

Mr. Chuck: Captain, it's nice to see you at this hour.

Marvel: Evil never sleeps, at least not in Gotham.

Mr. Chuck: I see, visitors in town. I'll say hello when I see them.

Marvel: Thank you, Mr. Chuck, it was nice talking to you.

Batman: Marvel, what's a regular old man doing on the roof of a building at one in the morning?

Marvel: I don't know. He's a regular chimney sweep.

Hal: Why is that woman looking at me so weird?

Marvel: I don't know?

Miss Bambi, who saw Green Lantern playfully slap Captain on the butt: *quietly drinks tea*

Kids on the playground: Captain! We're missing a player!

Marvel: Sorry, on a mission.

Kids: Okay! Good luck!

Superman: Everyone's so sweet with you.

So yeah, they're pretty good actors. The only thing Billy doesn't know is that the townspeople have a plan for revenge if the League finds out Captain Marvel is a kid and kicks him out. They even have a kryptonite pitchfork! And plenty of fire starters. It's also worth mentioning that the magical creatures have joined in on the plan. The fairies are giggling and collecting or stealing kryptonite, giving Batman a run for his money, which makes him paranoid that someone is buying or stealing kryptonite in huge quantities. There's clearly some kind of conspiracy brewing.

The League has no idea what kind of bomb they'll detonate if they kick Captain Marvel out of the League.

Being a student is a full time job that they don't pay you for so you can have another full time job they pay you minimum wage for.

Date her mom

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

i made this blog to horneepost but i chickened out so ig it's for memes now lol

Hypothetical New Type Of Guy:

A guy who regards "virginity" in the same way European colonialism defines "untouched nature". Nobody else who has been here before is relevant enough to matter, other men might as well not exist. Every woman that he has not personally fucked is a virgin.