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[OC][4235x3245] Milky Way over Minnesota’s Lake Superior - Author: TyGodes on reddit

deep in the arctic circle

Doğada her şey yalın, her şey aydınlıktır...

Val de Funes, Italy

Beautiful Strawberry Finch 

(via)

Patrolling my kingdom like a Lion King 🦁 

(Source)

wildflower ridge; los angeles, california

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House on W H E E L S

© The Ugly Truckling

Cave Camp Dolomites Italy

© E. Fox

Volkswagen Camper

© Karl ‘Shakur’ N. 

(by ibdansch)

Bushcraft inspo by kasemaru.good.old.days

Warm vibes 🔶 gif made by me :)

Life in the duckweed (Lemnoideae)

July 2018

The pond at Tyler Arboretum, Media, Pennsylvania

From top:

Can’t ID the turtle because of the duckweed.  It’s watching a blue dasher dragonfly (Pachydiplax longipennis)

Silver spotted skipper (Epargyreus clarus) that landed right on the pond surface

Green frog (Lithobates clamitans)

Female eastern pondhawk dragonfly (Erythemis simplicicollis) after a heavy rain

Bullfrog (Lithobates catesbeianus)   There is a mosquito biting its lip.

Six spotted fishing spider (Dolomedes triton)

fun fact: I really love aquariums

True Facts: Frog Fish

WHAT’S A MATA?

NOTHING, WHAT’S THE MATA WITH YOU???

AHAHAHAAAAA  god, I’m funny. 

meet the Mata mata turtle, everybody!

he loves you

the Mata mata, Mata-Mata, or Matamata(matamatamata), depending on how pedantic the biologist you’re asking is, is a large river turtle found in the Amazon Basin. they grow to around 18 inches long (shell length only) and weigh up to 33 pounds (whole damn turtle)

oh also their common name is literally Spanish for KILL-KILL, but they don’t really deserve it.

*heavy metal screaming*

the Mata mata was first described and named by European scientists in 1783, who then spent the next two hundred years fighting over the scientific name of this damn turtle. seriously, they changed it 14 times in that span. people probably lost tenure over this thing. 

blood was almost definitely shed.

but it’s all worth it to bear the noble name Chelus fimbriata (as of 1992)

Mata matas live on the bottoms of shallow streams, where they blend in perfectly with the rest of the crud mucking up the bottom.

they live on a strict diet of whatever little swimmy thing happens to pass in front of them. this includes fish, frogs, crayfish, worms, weeds that kind of look like fish from a certain angle, and fingers.

or your whole hand, jesus

(they aren’t strong biters tho, that’ll heal up pretty quick. stop crying.)

Mata matas really don’t move around much, and prefer walking slowly and dramatically along the streambed to swimming. this helps prevent them from being noticed by larger predators such as the Jaguar, who loves him some sweet sweet turtle meats. 

luckily the Mata matas can come up for air without giving themselves away, as they have a very special adaptation:

AAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA.

the Mata mata’s neck is almost as long as it’s entire body! they use it to stretch their head up to the surface to breath, exactly like a snorkel but if the snorkel was really just your own devil neck.

in fact, the Mata mata’s neck is so long that the turtle cannot retract it into its shell like its relatives. they rely mostly on holding really still and looking like a gross leaf to avoid predators. would YOU eat a gross stream leaf? didn’t think so. 

don’t knock it till you’ve tried it

currently many wild turtle populations are declining, or in danger of collapse due to human activity and capture for food/the pet trade. luckily, this does not seem to be the case with the Mata mata. (BREATH SIGH OF RELIEF NOW.)

Mata matas are currently listed as Least Concern and are still fairly common in the wild, but they are also increasingly common as pets (people love that weird little smirk). Mata matas do very well in captivity because they HARDLY MOVE ANYWAY, so aquarium life isn’t much of a strain on them. HOWEVER. Mata matas in captivity are almost always taken from the wild, so if demand grows, the wild population falls. DON’T GET A MATA MATA, CUTE LITTLE SMIRK OR NO.

would you deprive the world of me? would you???

appreciate your local Mata mata in a zoo instead! and make sure to insist that bystanders stop by and listen to your newfound Mata mata knowledge, at least until you are escorted away by large armed guards. whoops!

goodbye for now, Mata mata!

Two frog-fish walking around. :D Lembeh, Indonesia

WHOS MAN IS THIS