Bie-tch - WE WON OH MY GOODNESS

So I had a bag of pancakes just sitting around and decided to have some as a snack. A little munch. It's was the afternoon and it was hot ok

One thing is that it was infested with ants. Not an ungodly amount, like maybe a few 10 or so. Still, in my hunger induced apathy, I still mixed in the milk, eggs, and even some overripe banana we had lying around. It was kinda clumpy, and the color was weird, but it said it wasn't expired so it's probably fine. It's fine right

Im writing this from the er, after almost dying via suffocation after my throat seized up

In a sick turn of events, the ants inside were an actual colony. Mama ant, babies, and the like. So

The venom immediately attacked my throat and esophagus, and after a few minutes, my throat became kinda stuffy. If the stuffy was on fire and itchy. Also, it had an ingredient I was allergic to. god really said fuck you today

But like the madman I am, I did not give a single shit. I kid you not, I laid on my couch for two hours while my breathing progressively got worse. At one point, I was holding my breath because inhaling air was becoming akin to drinking fiberglass from a cup. I got dizzy once, but I forgot when. Maybe it was the lack of oxygen

After the third hour, it started to settle down a little. I could breathe now, but only through my nose. My mom walked in the room, and I wanted to tell her, but speaking was an agonizing endeavor. So I just. Waved at her. I'm a fucking idiot

By the fourth hour I told her. She then rushed me to the er even though I TRIED to tell her I was fine. It's about half an hour since we got here and we're almost clear for discharge. Eeeee. I remember the drive there and all I could think about is 'I'm so posting this on Tumblr later.'

So this is my of saying I'll be taking a break for a while. Will be back soon!!! The grind never stops even when you're about to die

(Edit: back home after an hour and a half!! I'm all good now but mom is pissed oops)

Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst can't stop thinking about the Angst

You must let go of what once was

Let it go as a wave

You must leave it all to survive

You must get back

(I will draw something actually better later I don’t have good time right now sorry folks </3)

This is hilarious

people finding about the current state of ninjago characters on twitter rn is so hilarious

shitpost

Hi! Don't know what to post so. Shameless fic plug. Damn I'm so tired rn it's 3am. Btw the fic itself is kinda ass the first few chps maybe becauseeee it was made early 2024 and MAYBE because it's the first fic I've made ever in the multiple decades of my life. Maybeee a good idea to rewrite it butttt I'm so exhausted I keep fumbling these letters and my auto correct is saving me so bad ugh my head is spinning gonna go .sleep now bye guys

Edit: forgot to add the actual link 2 minutes after posting. I need sleep asap. Mind the tags pookies

claps my sthupid seal hands in glee I AM SO READY FOR THIS TO COME OUT

Hey! Cómo están? 😃

*Deja disimuladamente un fanart de Ninjago Legends y se va corriendo*

Has this been done yet

That's so fair actually

This was him after going through the most traumatic event of his life btw