Bie-tch - WE WON OH MY GOODNESS

This is hilarious

people finding about the current state of ninjago characters on twitter rn is so hilarious

More of the same but more nontheless

Thinking about Kai's fighting style in the realm of monsters, and how creative he had to get whenever he was (on the rare occasions) fighting without Rusty or Daidan to help him.

All of those monsters are impossibly bigger than him, and he needs to use something to hoist himself up in order to actually reach the head and neck. Him using his fire to heat his soles so it sticks to the skin in a mess of boiling flesh. Using daggers to anchor himself repeatedly to go upwards, then finishing it quickly with a slash to the back of the neck and hoping it falls forward instead of backward.

Then when other monsters gather around the new corpse, littered in a linear pattern of scars and burns, all in a line, same as the other few, a rumor spreads among the half sentient monsters.

A giant centipede of fire and steel, some say.

It finds a victim and coils around it, using its hundreds of legs to constrict it before finishing off in one strike, one says in awe.

It never eats it prey, leaving it to rot on the ground instead to show dominance, another says to its mate.

Even with its size, it's never been seen. It burrows underneath the ground, waiting for a chance to burst out and strike, a mother says to its young. Warning.

And the rumor grows, twisting into something more fantastical. Until one day, a lizard made of rotting wood and bone stumbles upon Kai, right on top of another monster, covered in black blood, catching his breath. The lizard scurries to its nest, and the rumor twists into something closer to the truth.

There is no centipede, it screeches. More gather around it.

It's small, and that's its way of trickery. It hides in plain sight, waiting for something to grow confident. To grow complacent and take its size for weakness.

It moves like no other. In flashes of red and orange and waves of blood and muscle. The fire and shadow are fond of this one, always hovering around it. Keeping it unseen.

Its eyes are as hollow as the abysmal ocean, devoid of mercy. Any it sees are guaranteed death, and those it spares are left mangled. Dying of their injuries. It never eats, never takes, only kills in slashes of flame and iron. It was never seen until now, no name it holds either.

After the rumor spreads further, more seeing the nameless monster in person, Kai develops a title. A warning for the ones who know it. There are many, some still calling it the fire centipede, another calling it the killer of giants, but there is one name that has gained popularity. That has made its way into the stories of every mother whispering to their young.

And now, when Kai pulls out his sword in a blaze of yellow and red, he finds that some scurry away. Screeching something he swore he could make out.

Fire Demon, they scream in fear, running off. Fire Demon, they cry out, warning others. Fire Demon, they think in horror, as none have survived it.

Fire Demon.

You hardcore started cooking with oddy!Kai I just imagine how Nia and Lloyd would be freaking out/worrying about Kai especially by his appearance and entrance

(Tips hat) Oh, why thank you, Anon! My brain has also become fried by this au. I can hear it sizzling.

Context here ok go read it first!!

THEY WOULD PANIC. HEAVILY. Imagine seeing your supposedly dead brother walk in with a dragon and a sentient mech while just being oddly violent out of nowhere, looking completely different—scars, darker outfit, flinchy—and Nya’s first reaction is pure shock before she goes into full panic mode. Lloyd’s trying to stay calm but he’s internally freaking out because Kai was his first sensei and now he’s like this?? looking like a very dirty feral cat??? It feels like the start of a bad pun.

Thanks so much for the ask! The worms rejoice!!

Crazy to think that Kai just told the ninja he was travelling the merged lands and wasn’t forced to fight for his life in order to get back to those he loves.

CRAZIER to think that in the first few episodes of season 1 in Dragons Rising this scene of Kai and Lloyd seeing each other again

Is so much worse because Kai seems as if he’s reacting the way he was forced into with all the monsters stronger than him. He and Lloyd are equal in terms of skill, so seeing Kai with zero reactions and just letting himself be flung around? To put it simply, it seems as if he was just so tired of fighting that his mind and body literally wouldn’t let him react appropriately after finally having the chance to stop.

LOOK AT HIM HES CURLED UP??? PROTECTING HIS FACE???

Uhm *throws at you then runs away*

Will never understand why some people don’t love torturing their favorite characters

(Please don’t mind how dark it is)

Ok, I feel better now. Let me elaborate (TW long ass rant holy shit)

S1-7 Kai is very much the embodiment of asshole. He easily angers, lacks self-control, rarely listens to his team, and has an ego the size of Jupiter. In later seasons, we see that his ego is used to cover up that he is extremely insecure, and his anger issues come from the fact that he never got the chance to properly regulate them, since he never really had any role models to learn it from.

S7 is when it really shows, in my opinion. You can see his spiral when he realizes that the people he idolized (his parents) are most definitely working for the time twins, and who does he take It out on? Nya, and everyone else. He's irritable, snappy, and rarely engages with anyone.

When Kai meets his father, his facade drops. You can see who he actually blames for this, and it's him. He's angry and upset that he ever missed his parents in the first place and that the people he desperately wanted to come back turned out to be "evil." When it turns out they were forced to work for them, he's in shock. You can tell in the continuing episodes, too. He's more quiet, spaces out, and is obvious he's thinking about his actions up to that point.

S8 is where things get better for him, and it's so nice to see. He smiles way more, is more open to let other people take the lead, and even when he gets "angry," it's a slight touch artificial. When I first watched this season, I was upset. Kais insecure attitude made him interesting and compelling, but seeing him happy and enjoying the skin he's in? It was a genuinely nice change.

This is why DR is one of my fav ninjago iterations. Everyone is so different, yet the same.

Lloyd is so.. mature, but so insecure he might crumble at the slightest pressure.

Nya is incredible, but she went through her 4th divorce, her brother almost died, and she's drained.

Zane is tired of the violence and wants to stay home more bless him.

Jay is evil and a wife beater (LOL).

I don't even know what Cole is doing. He's married to a homeless dude and adopted his children.

And Kai is.. stable. Like, really stable. He regulates his anger properly, has a student that he sees as a daughter, helps Lloyd to the best of his ability, LISTENS TO HIS TEAM??? His ego isn't even ego anymore it's deserved confidence, learned dragon rising technique FIRST, and is an all-around great guy. Sure, he's still a feral little dude, but in a sweet way.

And holy shit, don't get me started on Wyldfyre.

Wyldfyre is Kai’s carbon copy. I don't have to elaborate. But the way he.. helps her? It's made me tweak more times than I'd like.

He's patient, knows how to match her energy, and instead of outright denying her methods, he encourages them in a safe and healthy way. The whole spiel they had during the stealth thing in Imperium was incredible. Instead of asking her to outright stop making noise, he directed it into her still being annoying, but quieter.

AGH my heart. I bet he had weekly therapy sessions after crystallized. (I HATE THAT FUCKING SEASON)

I like how Kai is mentally healthy

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