Bigbird023 - "Go Write Your Own Stories"

Mittens the Texting Cat [via]

the signs as Bob's Burgers quotes

Aries: My life is more difficult than anyone else on the planet. And yes, I'm including starving children, so don't ask.

Taurus: If you need me, I'll be on the floor. Dying.

Gemini: Summer is awful. There's too much pressure to enjoy yourself.

Cancer: Mommy doesn't get drunk. She just has fun.

Leo: I got a tool to remove security tags! Next Christmas is on me!

Virgo: Ooh, mini croissants! No matter what I say, stop me when I've had sixteen.

Libra: Was it obvious I don't care?

Scorpio: I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.

Sagittarius: What is this feeling I'm feeling right now? It's like I'm sad for another person? Is that a thing? AM I GOING CRAZY?

Capricorn: Okay, fine. But I'm gonna complain the whole time.

Aquarius: Hey, daytime whiskey, wanna meet my CD collection?

Pisces: I don't need a boy to pay attention to me. I'll pay attention to myself.

For you, O Jehovah, are good and ready to forgive; You abound in loyal love for all those who call on you.

​Psalm 86:5  (via holytemple)

Broccoli - the DNA whisperer: Tom Malterre at TEDxBellingham

I had the pleasure to speak at TEDxBellingham in November of last year. Here is the video If you haven’t had a chance to watch my TED talk on nutrition. Here’s some background on me

“Since the age of 10, Tom Malterre has been fascinated by the science of nutrition. In his quest to understand the genius of food, he has achieved both a bachelor’s and master’s degree in nutritional science from Bastyr University, learned from world experts in medicine at the Institute for Functional Medicine, become a faculty member of the Autism Research Institute, co-authored two books, and coached numerous health care practitioners on using nutritional science as a tool in their clinical practices. Tom loves to spend time with his wife and children hiking in the mountains, harvesting wild food, and tending to the family garden. ” 

If you are interested in the most up to date information on nutrition, living GMO free, or Gluten free or are looking for great healthy recipes you can follow my tumblr blog here

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you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

  solve that mystery steve

Step one is to calculate your BMR with the following formula:

Women:

655 + (4.3 x weight in pounds) + (4.7 x height in inches) - (4.7 x age in years)

Men:

66 + (6.3 x weight in pounds) + (12.9 x height in inches) - (6.8 x age in years)

Please note that this formula applies only to...

He Saved us.