Bigdoggoloser

"You cup Kylar's cheek with your hand and stare into his eyes"

okay was anyone gonnna tell me that this is how TMs look in FireRed/LeafGreen

can you imagine someone handing you a TM and you go “oh I know what to do with this!” and then smack it directly on your cat’s forehead

i hate that this joke is actually clever

hmmmnnngh

oi fuck off youre not coming in

Hi can i talk about how hisuian typhlosion is cool outside of its fire, typing, and infernal parade? I wanna talk about its lore

According to the pokedex, it is, "Said to purify lost, forsaken souls with its flames and guide them to the afterlife."

HE'S A SWEET LITTLE GRIM REAPER BOI PREPARING PEOPLE FOR THE AFTERLIFE! YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!

i am.. still reeling from this experience :/

capybara #130: pov he saw you holding a slice of watermelon