I Wish I Could Unhinge My Jaw But I Would Bite People More So Maybe Its For The Best :(

fuck this shit.

baby girl, i get paralysed by decisions you wouldn’t even realise you were making 😎

having a good time on goodreads today

not to be self centred but i think if i lived in gotham batman would have me on a watchlist

dragon melting glass in its mouth and blowing bubbles with it

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

i’m not an edit creator usually so it’s not amazing but i really liked this idea so i gave it a shot

I wish there was a Eliot Spencer video edit put to 'I Need a Hero' by Bonnie Tyler. Please it would be epic.

need a joint or a lobotomy

it has come to my attention that there are NO MOONS starting with Q. this is the ONLY letter in the (english) alphabet that has NO moons. as a person who really likes the letter Q i request that scientists fix this. up until recently Z was also moonless but now the quasi-moon (i am counting quasi-moons) 2002 VE has officially been named Zoozve (due to a fun ghost-word-like series of events), which is wonderful and whimsical but now Q is alone. this is a tragedy to me. astronomers please, i beg of you, save Q.

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

they call me hatsune miku the way i fucking love leeks