THIS POST IS SLIGHTLY NSFW!!!

spices shouodlynt be migraine triggers, like come on dude, garlic is dear my wife and chilli is my other dear wife, we have a beautiful polygamous romance, i love them both so much and i show them that every day.. and yet now they ail me??? in myt time of need??? the logical problem of evil argues tfhat if god is kind, all powerful, and aall knowing, then there shouldnt be so much bad in this world. my beautiful, wonderful, incredible wives turn on me so cruelly and i find the argument rings true

i always turn off whatever music im playing before i go to the bathroom because i am deeply paranoid that i will unintentionally pavlov myself into pissing myself whenever i hear that song. anyway, piss freaks are welcome to use this as a convoluted fic premise if they want.

i made my sister a fursona and mildly redesigned mine :) she's the purple angel cat and im the tasmanian devil, together we are silly little creatures :3

Longhorn beetle Miku!

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

rewatched the matrix, came to new realisations about my relationship with gender, cried for hours, did some watercolour painting, bon appetite.

tried to pop my ankle and it make the sound of a stone-fruit being torn in twain. peculiar times

it’s my birthday, im high, im dressed like a pirate, i just got back from a punk gig, im carrying a big pot of peeled potatoes, and my uber just rearended a car

fun fact vampire bats are technically venomous bc their saliva contains an anti-coagulant known as draculin that prevents blood from clotting. leeches and mosquitos also have similar functioning venoms :)

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed