Prolly No One Will See This But Idk Im Curious

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

i just ate a giant pomegranate in my bed using my axe #livingmybestlife

also it’s always like “hey im jessica, this is my baby, his name is chainsaw slasher, he is made of titanium, spinning blades, and fire. i love him dearly” vs “im karter, this is my vile creation, it’s called princess pinky sparkles the kitten bot, it is covered in rinestones and throws glitter at its oponents, god hates me for creating it but is too afraid to challenge me.” and then princess pinky sparkles the kitten bot demolishes chainsaw slasher while both the creators watch with glee

competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment

i wish i could unhinge my jaw but i would bite people more so maybe its for the best :(

bitches hate me bc i enjoy a nice glass of cold milk. also unrelated but i might have lead poisoning.

terrible news for the bitches who hate me, i got my blood test back and i officially don't have lead poisoning.

bitches hate me bc i enjoy a nice glass of cold milk. also unrelated but i might have lead poisoning.

whi am i always taking melatonin and them trying ti fight it, bro you WANTED to bev sleepky

im so sad right now but ☝️ i also know many cool things

wait thats a bong

they should invent a magical girl wand that makes you chill tf out

i enter the political art exhibition going yay! i love art galleries! yippee!

i exit the political art exhibition going there are kinds of exploitation i could never have even imagined