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Lan wangji: Wei Ying, I wrote that song when I was 15 to profess my undying love for you.

Lan wangji: While I'm fine with you using it to manipulate the dark forces of evil,

Lan wangji: and somewhat less fine that you use it to summon your best friend from beyond his supposed grave,

Lan wangji: I draw the line at you playing it out of tune.

[5:43 AM]

seokjin, half-asleep: what are u doing

namjoon: go back to bed, baby. i'm making u breakfast in bed. just a quick question: is it bad that there are flames coming from the pan

seokjin: i've never been more awake in my life

taehyung: bro i think we committed the perfect crime

jungkook: what do u mean bro

taehyung: i stole ur heart and u stole mine

jungkook: bro

taehyung: bro

Yoongi: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 

Jungkook: That still doesn’t explain why you were making out with Hobi-hyung earlier. 

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL OMG. when GJ and the director were discussing where WKX’s hand should be, ZZH just hits his own ass and goes 扶屁股? the disney princess ass?!? *flails*

Clip with fixed audio. YK turned his voice all the way down so I didn’t notice it before o.o I tweaked the audio track during that specific segment to bring up the volume. Careful if you watch the vid, the volume gets slightly higher around 5-6s (out of 8s). 

my friends got me to watch the untamed dorama and I’ve been experiencing weird pains around the chest area ever since

Someone, to Wei Wuxian: I like your top.

Wei Wuxian, with his single braincell: Please call Lan Wangji by his name.

listen I know demonic cultivation is inherently corrosive to the soul and/or body or whatever and Wei Wuxian wouldn’t want to encourage it among the youth, BUT there is a 100% chance that not long after canon he ushers Lan Sizhui out to the woods, somewhere they absolutely will not be overheard, and is like, “okay, demonic cultivation is inherently corrosive to the soul and/or body and I don’t want to encourage it among the youth, but I need you to drop your Lan propriety for the afternoon and learn these whistles I’m about to teach you to summon Wen Ning in an emergency.” Wen Ning is there, nodding enthusiastically. (It was probably his idea; he made dead puppy dog eyes until Wei Wuxian caved)

the power finally stayed on long enough for me to finish: this……..please clap

Lmfao jsjsjsjsjs

I see, you like Mianmian.

THE UNTAMED - Episode 13

— Caitlyn Siehl

agent 007 worldwide handsome [cr. namuspromised]

me during the day: ah i'm so sleepy. i'm so fucking tired oh my god i can't wait to go to bed tonight.

me during the night: let's download the top 100 songs from 2010 and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room or read 2 books and complete my assignment which was due last week haha i'm so productive.

AAAA YES

I just want to wander a thorn-covered castle by candlelight, write you love letters as a storm thunders outside, and drink red wine as I read poetry by the fire.

"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all."

-Oscar Wilde

𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨:

empty perfume bottles

abandoned castles

pressed flowers

smell of soil after rain

old books with dust all over them

walking all alone in a museum hall

languages that humanity no longer uses

stars, the moon, the entire universe and it's secrets

~~EXPOSING THE JADE TWINS OF LAN : LAN WANGJI~~ Wei Ying, cut your husband some slack would you? The man has needs! Also Lan Wangji has to kiss Nie Huaisang’s feet for the rest of his life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Guys if you like my comics and they put a smile on your face, consider getting me Ko-Fi? Thank you! <3

Fckkk

Wang Yibo Xiao Zhan Harper’s Bazaar China

endless gifs of wei wuxian 🐇 [ 35/∞ ] ↳ episode 31

Two sets of magic dads, their adopted teenaged protégés, and their wildly different vibes. 

lan xichen, mid-backstory: and then our mother straight-up murdered someone

wei wuxian: wtf why??????

lan xichen: idk :) anyway continuing on

Ah yes. Me. My brother . And his rich husband in the only Nie Sect guest room left.

Sorry JC (″･ิ_･ิ)っ  I had to draw this

Hanguang-Jun is so shameless!! ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

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Please don’t tag my art as CQI/Untamed

Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian, no!

Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian, YES!

Wen Qing: Wei Wuxian, no!

Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian, maybe

Jiang Yanli, softly: A-xian...

Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian, no

I wanted to become a man worthy of your love!

GIVEN MOVIE (2020)

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

i owe myself an apology for all the shit i let slide

Dramione AU #56

Draco: I have an idea-

Hermione: No murder.

Draco:... I no longer have an idea