Blackbirdfrank - LemonyDishes

Here's a little story for you silly buggers:

It starts with this guy and myself. We'd been friends for what, a year and a half? We organised to meet up a few times. It started with cuddles. Fucking score. Then it progressed to getting drunk. And then to making out... (okay maybe not in that order) But when I tell you, this fucker could NOT kiss for the life of him. It probably didn't help that we were shitfaced out of our minds. I was doing all the work, and holy shit! This guy just laid there, like a limp zombie. The only time I managed to get a moan outta him was when I pulled his goddamn oily hair. It was miserable man. Regardless..

One time, after watching Brokeback Mountain and drinking half our weight in cupboard booze, we were both so drunk we could barely walk to the bathroom without leaning on each other. He looked in the mirror and we both realised the massive purple hickey on his neck. Whatdafaq. It's alright though cause I covered it up well with a bit of concealer and powder. Phew, all in the clear, right?

Oh. My. Fucking. God!!!!!

This fucker goes home, takes a nice, hot, steamy shower, and has dinner with his family and forgets to put on more concealer.

THIS FUCKER!! His mum points at his neck and is like "haha, you are gay". HIS GRANDPARENTS WERE THERE. AND HIS OLDER BROTHER. AND HIS DAD. AND HES CHINESE. UGHHHHG!!!!

My love life is miserable. The end!

4/23/2025

The fag of the day is Paul McCartney!

I love love love love love mcr fanartists and fanfic authors like omgosh you have my love (will you bring your bullets?????? Like mcr I brought you my bullets you brought me your love???????????? What is up from down)

Love love love love love esp that one artist that draws gerard as an office worker ughhthh

I hate stress because there's no real way to deal with it. It's either I'm in a perpetual state of screaming until the thing I'm stressing about is over.

I originally chose the name michael cause I thought mikey way from mcr had a cool name, and also it was the most generic name I could think of at the moment. But I realise now that it might be weird just stealing names yknow. Most people I know already use Mikey on me so ig it's too late to turn back now.

still doomed but thankfully devout

Something snapped in me today, in a good way. I feel like a guy but I have boobs. It's just a matter of fact. I'd like to get rid of them but I have them for now and that's just the reality of this situation. I look in the mirror and my body is pretty masculine, just with the weird addition of boobs. Funky

AGGGGHHHGGGGQ GQGQHQG GHHHV

good boy!

Not a show but brokeback mountain left me unable to walk for 10 business days .it was devastating to say the least ☹️

i need more tv shows with gay people that will leave me forever distraught to watch

I NEED media to obsess over and make my whole personality

When will my stomach stop hurting when will my stomach stop hurting when will my stomach stop hunting when will my stomach stop hurting when will my stomach stop hurting when will my stomach stop hurting when will my stomach stop hurting hwrb will my stoma