If You Don’t Like My Ships….

I got mothman, bible and guitar

Wtf!?!!?am I gonna do with a mothman and a guitar in a haunted house

The first three words you see are what you take with you ghost hunting!👻

& Preorder Suicide By Ghost to find out what they take on their road trip tomorrow!

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

I’m not just pretty No, I’m pretty damn good

“Capitalism made your-”

No. LABOUR made it. LABOUR made my phone, my laptop, the internet, this website, my clothing, my house, all social media, and everything else. LABOUR makes things, Capitalism doesn’t because economic systems don’t ‘make’ anything, they just determine who gets paid for making things.

I'm trying to buy groceries and this motion activated animatronic skeleton DJ just demanded that I "GET READY TO RATTLE THOSE BONES", played a bunch of airhorn noises, and laid down some sick beats.

Target hits it out of the Halloween park AGAIN this year, already

Hermione: did you know that 400 trillion people could’ve been born instead of you?

Ron: guess we’re pretty lucky.

Harry: I wouldn’t put me as lucky.

Blaise:

Pansy: oh no.

Draco:

Draco: 400 tri-

Draco: and I got fucking born?!

Draco: what kind of bullshit?!

Pansy: dra-

Draco: no!

Draco: 400 trillion and they chose this human disaster?!

find a man who can both die of a heart attack and look at himself dying of a heart attack.

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D