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i’m losing my shit right now
My best friend sent me this so long ago and it helps me breathe a little easier when it all feels so very heavy. This is so hard. @aspire-perspire-admire thank you for all that you do for me.
Credit to: @boggletheowl (Thank you to the hundreds of thousands of people telling me im a POS for not knowing ✌)
🚨ATTENTION🚨
All Writers Published on Ao3:
This app, "Fanfic Pocket Archive Library", is lifting all public content from Ao3 and making it available through a service they profit from.
Your work has been stolen and is being used to make money for a third party.
^above are the ways in which the app makes money off of Ao3 content. The developer is called Simple Soft Alliance. Here's the app's Terms and Conditions.
Any fanfiction that can be accessed without a password on Ao3 is already available in this app. Yours, mine, every fan creator's. Whether this is illegal I do not know, but it is certainly unethical and needs to be fought. Ao3 is a site of unparalleled integrity and shows the utmost respect to creators, so this content grab is an even bigger slap in the face for that reason.
🚨Please flag/report this app in your app store. 🚨
🚩Google Playstore link
🚩Apple Store link (download app, then go to report it here )
Feel free to contact Ao3 as well to alert them to this issue. Let's take em down, folks. In the meantime, you can put your Ao3 in private mode to prevent any more data theft.
Please reblog and tag your writer friends. Signal boost this.
IM LOSING MY SANITY SO FUCKING FAST
everyone posting that “my generation lost hobbies” post is so stupid like no you fuckwits hobbies were stolen from you by a system that demands you work 8 hours a day to earn a tiny percentage of the profit you generate, leaving you too exhausted and brainwashed to enjoy exercising passion without financial incentive
i learned things today on twitter dot com
part of me believes that if you have a weird kink, it’s tolerable as long as it isn’t like… absolutely disgusting/harmful… but then again, i was just contacted by the notorious Deviantart White Bread Fetish guy who wanted me to draw a plump rich blonde blue-eyed white woman with huge titties stuffing her shopping cart full of white bread and i do have to wonder… how much? how much am i willing to tolerate?
at what point do i just give up?
Could you please write a story about how Irvin and Fortune would act in a civilian setting?
Irvin stirred his coffee. The Autumn breeze that occasionally swept past calmed his nerves even in the midday bustle of the café. Despite the gaps in his private eye work, this felt like the first time he’d been able to relax in a while.
However, seeing his companion eyeing the nearby jewelry store sent him a pinch of adrenaline. “Don’t you dare.”
“What?” Fortune waved away his concern. “I’m just keeping an eye out for trouble.”
“Trouble for me, maybe.”
She shrugged playfully, and both resumed enjoying their drinks and ambience. Eventually, she couldn’t help but speak up again.
“I wouldn’t get caught, though. Just putting that out there. I’m a cat above the rest.”
“I know.”
“A rare breed.”
“Yep.”
“A-”
“I get it.” Irvin kept his usual cool, but desperately needed a change in subject. “So what are you planning to do then?”
“I’ll probably check up on Minette and her sisters. Maybe take a cat nap later.“
“I mean in the long term. Now that it’s out that you’re still alive, your face is back on the police watch list. Where are you going to keep hiding?“
“Well…that’s the thing.” She tapped her cup with her claws. “Fur once, I want to get out of the shadows. See new things, meet new people. Make some new memories instead of stewing on the old ones. I’m just not sure how to do that without getting caught.”
Irvin pondered that. “What about leaving New Meridian altogether?”
“That’s not a bad idea. I’ll miss Mew-Wan and Minette and Innsmouth, but maybe a change of scenery is what I need after,” She vaguely gestured to herself and the skyline where Medici Tower once stood, “Y’know, all this.”
“I could use a vacation too. I’ve never really left the city myself, and I trust Ben and his team to take care of any Medici still crawling around, especially now that the Labs are officially recommissioned.”
“Do you trust him not to tell any of his bosses about us?”
“He hasn’t snitched so far. I know he won’t.”
As usual on the topic of Big Band, Irvin’s good word failed to convince her. “If you say so. Just in case, maybe we should go somewhere far away. Maybe the Dragon Empire.”
“Very funny.“ He gave that a second thought. “Although, I’ve never been. It’s seems like an interesting place.“
“Lots of good food too. Mew-Wan says it’s nice in the Fall, and he probably has some old friends who would lend us stay with them.“
“…We’re actually going now, aren’t we?“
“If you’re up for it. It’s better than a jail cell.“
He signaled a waiter for the check. “We’d have a lot of packing to do if we want to leave ASAP.”
“Sooo…shopping trip?”
“Guess so. Just remember: no purr-loining.”
She smirked. “I purr-omise. You’re starting to do it too.”
“Yeah.” Irvin smiled and downed the rest of his coffee. “I’m not sure if I hate myself for it yet.”
I made my own draw the squad!
This one is called
“Dick Move, DM! dick move…”
“I can’t believe you Nurse Joy’d Jeff Goldblum!”
When I made a recurring Jeff Goldblum shopkeeper who appears in every shop my players visit but always as a different Jeff
thank you tumblr staff, very cool
because its fun
fun studying tip: if you’re a procrastinator, play tom jones’s “what’s new pussycat” on repeat while writing your papers and do not turn it off until you are finished, it will motivate you to finish that essay as quickly as possible
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one fairly common experience of gifted children is wishing for pain. wishing you had some great big horrible thing in your past so that you can justify the pain you’re in, and so that you’ll deserve help. it’s exhausting and it fucks you up and to anyone out there who feels like they haven’t suffered enough to get help: you’re allowed to want help. you’re in enough pain. you deserve to feel better