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Close enough welcome back cover of alecto the ninth
"The lights are broken" "it's night you tool" remains the funniest scene in tlt for me.
Another Harrowhark wip to add to my growing collection
Harrow the ninth is simply:
What if God was just a random man
And you were a nun losing your religion
And you were inlove with the antichryst
And you also had a situationship with your childhood frenemy lesbian jesus who died for you
Ianthe thought she was so fucking smart when she achieved lyctorhood before anyone else without seeing any of the chambers. Thought she was so clever to just eat her cavalier whole against the will of everyone.
How stupid must she have felt when she watched the birth of Paul, and realized that if she'd done more work, tried just a little harder, taken a step back and slowed down she could have united hers and Corona's souls for eternity.
Corona who cried that she hadn't been chosen at her sister's ascension. Ianthe who hadn't chosen her because she couldn't bear to lose her, like a naive fool. Choosing immortality condemned Ianthe to inevitably lose Corona. That moment she started the stop watch, and I'll bet never even realized until that impromptu birthday party.
And to rub it in Paul tells her there is still time for her and Naberius to be perfect, like she cared a scrap about Naberius. but there is no time for her and Corona, she and Corona will never have that chance again.
God she must have screamed and screamed
After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:
“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”
Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.
“Ow!”
“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”
“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”
“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”
The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.
“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”
She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.
“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”
The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.
“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.
“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”
“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”
you might be out there saying vaxleth kissed in the trailer for s3 and you would be right…
but I am here to point out the one teeny tiny vexleth scrap I was gifted
people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
"The intruder"
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
i love characters with prominent noses. the only reason i’ve ever given a character a small nose is to fulfill a diversity quota
freshly poked locked tomb tattoo!! i’m obsessed.
‘you better not be haunting the narrative when I get there’
me asf:
It's funny, the day you lose someone isn't the worst. It's all the days they stay dead.
Doctor Who (2005-) S9E11 - Heaven Sent
mary puppins @ wade and logan after shwarma
Teens
That guy from Critical Role or some shit i dont watch CR
Poll idea: as an RTC fan, are you yourself Canadian? Yes or no
Please reblog for a larger sample size!!
lowkey keeping an eye on the camilla hect tag in case anyone gets inspired to draw her using Indian wrestler Vinesh Phogat as a reference
I am just saying
Greetings from the Mithraeum !!
i think its funny to imagine Jane doing the weird side eye thing that dogs do when theyre uncomfortable
Stupid spaghetti western au because I said so ‼️
Today's birds are this Purple Martin family living in pipes that support anti-bird fencing at my local fish hatchery.
Joanne’s just upset because she’s a little whinging fucker.
At this rate you're going to be on this shit site for the next 10 years reblogging your faggot mutuals
hell yeah brother like to charge, reblog to cast