Alicent Shitposting Pt.26

Dick becoming Robin at 10 is so interesting because hey, this is pretty much one of the world's youngest athletes who wanted to kill his parent's murderer with his bare hands.

He's also the same person who stays up too late watching cartoons and most likely falls asleep during fights.

The rogue gallery vs Robin but it's Harley carrying a sleeping Boy Wonder to her hyenas to watch over him in a cuddle nest, Ivy making a thorned protection shed around him, and Harvey covering him with his jacket while they wait for batman to come collect his boy

If he's running after Waylon in the sewers and trips, bruising his knees, Waylon will wait out Batman with him while offering him rat stew, " It's good for growth." Dick politely declines but appreciates the sentiment

Selina bribes him with late night milkshakes and sweet delights and takes him to animal shelters. She sends Bruce 10+ pics of Dick cuddling with homeless kittens,

She watches Batman toe the edge of insanity as his ward throws an Olympic tantrum because he was forbidden from adopting 20 cats and holy hell. This crime life is worth it.

Oswald teaches him to pick pocket and also educates him on bird care. Bruce asks him how his first solo mission's going,

" arrest him??"

Dick sends him a snap chat of a bird eating seeds from his hand like, " I can't the little guys are eating"

Mr. Freeze helps Dick with his physics homework while Bruce is quite literally on ice. He gets sick and can't patrol because it'd be irresponsible, but Dick is just having fun with the sirens

" Fun" means tying the Joker up like a pinata and beating the hell out of him while wearing a peach and mint facemask

most of the fanbase: *shipping war with two female characters over a male character intensifies*

my gay ass: hmm.. two girls.. pretty girls. why girls need man?? girls should kissms,, holde handss,, get marryiedd...

People: “I bet Tara’s gonna be ghostface”

Tara :

I heard it's Superman's (and Lois'!) anniversary! Here's all my Superman goofs to celebrate~

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

This is canon

otto hightower with alicent: your husband? 🤨 or you? 🙄 his daughter childhood companion? 👎🏻❌🏳️‍🌈

otto hightower with rhaenyra: queen alicent has not forgotten the love you once had for each other 🥺😔🏳️‍🌈!!

Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame by KharyRandolph

Ok that's the one

Más Laenyra porque nunca es suficienteeeee