tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.
also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.
Guarantee you that if alicent was a boy otto would arrange a marriage between them and rhaenyra so fkn fast and he wouldve looked like this during the dance of the dragons
Viserys just trying to enjoy his dinner after finally convincing his daughter to marry: …
Daemon: shit sorry forgot I was exiled. I must have forgot while murdering my wife. Alas I must fuck your daughter in the middle of her wedding feast where everyone can see us
Laena: Daemon may be a red flag but I’m colour blind and I’ll ride that dragon like he’s Vhagar
Alicent: ✨dramatic entrance✨I declare war. Also Rhaenyra’s a SLUT! That I’m totally not in love with this is a normal reaction to your former homoerotic bestie fucking her kings guard
Sir Criston: IM A DIRTY WHORE! FUCK GAY PEOPLE! HOMOSEXUALITY’S A SIN AND I AM GOD. Alright cool if you don’t mind imma go kill myself
Harwin: RHAENYRA! *punches his way through a brawl* I hear you have an opening for your personal whore and I must say I would be honoured
Rhaenyra: Uncle Daemon wouldn’t it be so hot if you murdered everyone in this room and then fucked me on top their corpses. I’d marry you if you did that
Viserys:
Alicent and her family have arrived at the beach. They realize after the two hour trip they have forgotten Daeron at home. They are not going back.
Rhaenyra has arrived with her family, the only food they have brought is a bag of cheetos.
Rhaenys has her granddaughters sorted already, only sunscreen left!
Daemon is moping in the ocean meanwhile.
Viserys and his least favourite daughter are having creative diferences about the sand Valyrian model. She wants to put pink seashells, he refuses. Alicent ends up scolding him.
The kids find out someone has finished all the ice-cream. Lucerys has been crying for half an hour. It was Daemon.
Helaena has found a crab she calls Herbert, no one wants to get near her. Aegon has passed out, being buried in sand as a punishment.
Rhaenyra has promised Aegon a beer if he distracts everyone while she flirts with Daemon. Viserys feels something is not right but can't figure out what. Jacaerys is just happy to be included.
The day at the beach was a success!!! No one was seriously harmed and everyone had fun.
Truly a first for the Targaryen family! ❤️
You keep ruling
if marrying your enemy would have been a crime
happy pride month to my fav girl failure lesbians
@thattargboy
"Incredibly closeted young woman who will do anything for hugs"
— Olivia Cooke describing Alicent.
Alicent shitposting pt.29
After Storm’s End
Aemond: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Alicent: …good.
Aemond: It is very unlikely that I will ever, EVER do it again.
Helaena returning from the pet store with 14 new creepy crawlies.
Helaena: I can explain...I have no impulse control and Otto's credit card.
Alicent: You say “please” and “thank you” in front of your kids all the time and they never repeat it.
Alicent: But you say “fuck” ONCE-
Alicent's big brown eyes + tumblr textposts
she’s everything 💕
Rhaenyra the cruel.
Olivia Cooke in RED !!
opens box that reads "i wanna draw again". inside lies a note. the note says, "mental illness and difficult circumstances have taken years of interest, accessibility, and skill away from me. i want to forgive myself for that. i want to heal my relationship to my hobbies. i want to feel connected to something that once made me feel good, but the cyclic discouragement is difficult to overcome." i turn over the note. on the back it reads "wannta drawe sexy bodies awooga"
Embroideries works by Tran Hung
i love you albums! i love you listening to the songs in the original order! i love you intros and outros! i love you interludes! i love you concept albums! i love you music!
I am my mother's child.
Daemon: Rhaenyra?
Rhaenyra, staring longingly out the window at Dragonstone: Alicent used to call me Rhaenyra.
Daemon: That's because it's your fucking name!
DNI if ur name is Otto Hightower
(open for better quality)
linktree (i make stickers n stuff !)
hotd as troubled birds (2/?)
girl i know she's beautiful but your father is dying
that is the gayest sigh I’ve ever heard.
D'COOKE CONTENT FINALLY THEY ARE MY REAL PARENTS