J.J. Bittenbinder Watching John Mulaney’s Bit On His Street Smarts Course

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

CHAPPELL ROAN

Attends the 2024 VMAS

Hero.

BEST COMEBACK EVER

the trans girl estrogenized puffy nips are some of the hottest things to ever fucking exist and you will never convince me otherwise

Yellowjackets / Girl bullying stock photos parallels

Thank you admin junie for this gem of a tiktok

Because it has come to my attention that apparently a lot of people weren’t taught proper tipping etiquette so here’s what I was taught.

Always tip at least 20%.

If you got something in a special or had a coupon, you tip on the price you would have payed, not the price you did pay.

At breakfast always tip 25%. Breakfast is never as expensive as dinner and your waitress shouldn’t be shortchanged because you got $5 eggs instead of a $10 sandwich.

If you keep a table for longer than an hour, add 10% for every hour you keep the table. It’s great that you’re catching up with a friend you haven’t seen in ten years, but you’re fucking over the waitress by staying for four hours. Every hour you’re there you’re costing her money. Make it worth her time.

We all know to tip 20%, but as someone who works as a cook and often talks to the waiters, no one seems to know about the rest. This is what my dad taught me and this is what I’ll teach my children. Be respectful to your waiters. Don’t undertip. They need to eat too.

Born to be a princess stuck in a tower waiting for a sweet (lesbian) knight to save them, forced to work :/