Because It Has Come To My Attention That Apparently A Lot Of People Weren’t Taught Proper Tipping Etiquette

You can occupy my every sigh

You can rent the space inside my mind

At least until the price becomes too high

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And while we're at it. I also want to rent a cute little beach house with the love of my life. (Maybe we just got married) And spend a whole month there completely naked. Sunbathing. Fucking. Making love. Skinny dipping. Making popsicles and lemonade. Just kissing each other's skin. I want to never wear shoes and have the top of my bikinis hang from the railing of our balcony. And I want to nap in one of those beds with the white linen bed sheets and be woken up by their hands roaming my body. Cause I'm naked. All.the.time.

i’m at my clits end

this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

I wish you

Clear skin

4.0 GPA

Focus

Clear goals

Love

Affection

Peace

Self love

Good things from the universe

Last two episodes of Fionna and Cake dropped today on Max. Please check them out! I wish the series had been longer. It was an absolute joy and dream come true to have had a part in this series. I hope everyone enjoyed 🥰

Here is my episode 7 color script.

Supervising Producer @sandrajiun

Art Direction: @oxfruit

very sloppy art of the iconic "boys night" panel from the fionna and cake comics (by natasha allegri) done with their series designs.

oh..............

You know the marshmallow experiment?

So there’s this experiment where researchers take a bunch of preschoolers and give them a marshmallow and they say, “ok, you can eat this now, or you can wait thirty minutes and then we’ll give you two marshmallows.”

And they leave them alone with hidden cameras and watch the struggle of willpower and it’s supposed to say something about delayed gratification.

And this thing gets used to explain why some people are better with money than others, or make various other better life choices. The Aesop here is if you can delay your satisfaction, you’ll get ahead.

But here’s a proposed version of that experiment that’s more realistic.

Give the kid the marshmallow and explain it all as above. Then come back 30 minutes later and say, “Sorry, actually we ran out of marshmallows, so even though you didn’t eat yours, you’re not getting a second one. Other kids got two, but you don’t. Also, every kid with fewer than two marshmallows has to give back their original marshmallow. Sorry we didn’t tell you that earlier now hand it over.”

Then call them back for a repeat experiment where you give them the same offer. See how many kids scarf that marshmallow down in two seconds flat because like hell they’ll trust you again.