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My name is Chappell Roan. I am your favorite artist's favorite artist. I am your dream girl's dream girl.

#when your friends have always known what you are

And while we're at it. I also want to rent a cute little beach house with the love of my life. (Maybe we just got married) And spend a whole month there completely naked. Sunbathing. Fucking. Making love. Skinny dipping. Making popsicles and lemonade. Just kissing each other's skin. I want to never wear shoes and have the top of my bikinis hang from the railing of our balcony. And I want to nap in one of those beds with the white linen bed sheets and be woken up by their hands roaming my body. Cause I'm naked. All.the.time.

CHAPPELL ROAN out of context

*on a long car ride*

me: I spy with my little eye-

girlfriend: no

me: …

girlfriend: …

me: I hears with my little ears-

CHAPPELL ROAN

Attends the 2024 VMAS

Chappell Roan @ Val Air Ballroom, Des Moines, IA - 3/17/24 x

Cake the Cat concept drawings and thumbnails by supervising director Steve Wolfhard