The Butch/femme Scene Of 1990s San Francisco By Chloe Sherman

so tonight im working super late at an adults-only event at the zoo where it’s basically endless beer and wine tasting and then wandering around the zoo at night. Keepers mainly sit around then we just take turns going up for a circuit through our areas and let me tell you as the night has gone on things have gotten more entertaining. So far I have seen: -A group of drunk girls legit crying in front of the puffin exhibit because they’re Too Cute -A dude pointed at a vacant eyed, open mouthed, coldwater fish and, completely deadpan, turned to his friend and went “it’s you” -overheard a very serious debate on whether or not sea turtles sleep (”Ted you fucking moron everything fuckin sleeps jesus christ” -A girl stroking her hand back and forth on the glass in front of a chillin Amazon cichlid (idk what part ok freshwater exhibits aint my thing) cooing “It’s just so pretty I want to be it’s friend” -A man enthusiastically singing a ballad in front of the aquarium with some grand drunk improv like one standout line was “What we doin at the zoOOOoooOOooo? We drinkin a breeEWWWwwwwwwwww!”

this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

honestly, the best example of the mandela effect is the line hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, becuase i could have SWORN that it was part of canon. before i got into starkid i somehow knew that line, and swear that i read it in the goblet of fire or on pottermore or something, but i’ve read through everything possible and its just not there. ever.

there is this girl in my chorus class, and shes like a really weird harry potter purist, who at the mention of avpm told me that it ruined both harry potter and musicals (i don’t know either), and she refused to watch a minute of it. but when i said i was a hufflepuff what was the first thing she said?

HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS

I asked about it, and she told me she swore she read it in one of the books. when i told her it wasn’t, she was completely shocked and googled the line, and was shook when all that came up was avpm stuff. she told me she had never seen the gif before either.

in conclusion, everyone managed to learn this line and no one knows what happened. thank you for coming to my TED talk

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

susie & midge are the embodiment of not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)

the trans girl estrogenized puffy nips are some of the hottest things to ever fucking exist and you will never convince me otherwise

happy butch appreciation day everyone post your horniest butchiest pics

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Chappell Roan performing at Outside Lands 2024

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