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I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!
And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like
and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.
Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.
i need to know how much of the incredible masterpiece that was the second stain episode was improvised!! all of holmes's little quirks and funny noises and impulsive dancing around is GOLD😭🫶
life changing visuals - sherlock holmes mewing :D
*dramatic sweep*
she's just a girl and she's on fireeee
nope nope nope walk away nope
*flops down on murder-induced bloodstain*
that coat of his is a paid actor
WAHEYYYYY
“The Things I Do For Love” / Bran’s Dream
Based on A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
having sex with me is always incest because I consider us all brothers and sisters in our shared struggle against capital
another random post because apparently I can't go to sleep if I don't make delusional theories on the internet
anyways
Dark has pretty much shown us that in it, love transcends universes. That's kinda the focal point of the series, I guess? Anyways². We can see this specifically with Peter and Bernadette as well, and they are the pair I'll be focusing on for the purposes of this post.
We see them end up together at some point/have some sort of relationship in all the three universes, with a shift in Bernadette's gender presentation.
Eva's world: "Benjamin" is completely closeted and presents as male. I think we only see him like once and that time he's in the church talking to Peter. Then Charlotte arrives and they stop talking and it's all very awkward. It's not stated if they had anything going on there but just. Watch the scene and tell me it isn't terribly awkward.
Adam's world: Bernadette is out of the closet as a trans woman, but hasn't yet reached the transition goals she hoped for. She's with Peter, sort of.
Origin world: we see Bernadette as a more well-adjusted person, and just in general recognized and accepted by the people around her for who she is. And she ends up with Peter.
Peter kinda loves her in every universe, in the end. Even if we don't get the full picture a lot of the time, they're still secondary characters. But I don't think he just ends up with her because she's trans and he's gay and in denial. That would make sense if you only looked at Adam's or Eva's world, but that isn't what we're doing here. Basically, I think love in Dark doesn't just transcend universes, but gender as well.
all this to say if Sonja and Martha met they'd be lesbians and if Jonas and Marek met they'd be gay. And it's not about orientation. Just. Doomed by the narrative but they'd still love each other in any form I think
Yeah sure maybe you do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting, I however…
> be me
> 16m German
> have a hot girlfriend who loves me (?)
> walk in forest at night
> at bridge
> car pulls up, weird old priest inside
> he tells me he can predict my future if I get in his car
> I do not get in the car
> he says ok fine I knew that would happen. bring a friend. but he will stand you up
> I come back next week
> friend stands me up
> he’s fucking my girl
> i get in the priest’s car
> priest doesn’t actually molest me (?)
> priest tells me my friend is fucking my girl, will continue fucking my girl, and that my mom will get cancer. on the bright side the homewrecker will vanish one day
> I don’t believe him
> I get cucked again
> mom gets cancer
> homewrecking ex bestie disappears
> mfw I met a time traveler and he ruined my life
not aromantic but I believe in their beliefs.
"there's no platonic explanation for this" try harder bucko
nooooo but you don’t understand!!! the doctor makes belinda a false promise to keep her safe despite betraying his promise to take her home at every turn because he is obsessed with the mystery surrounding her, belinda succumbs to his charm both as a protective mechanism because he is her one hope of getting home but also because she is compelled by the adventure, the outfits, the realisation that the doctor helps. all this to say……..toxic by britney spears is the perfect song choice for belinda and the doctor’s dynamic
Arya if the faceless men robes were slaying
Happy Granadaversary!
Forty-one years ago today, the Granada adaptation of The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes began with A Scandal In Bohemia, and a legend was born.
Sometimes I forget that not everyone processes Dark the way I do. And by that I mean taking for granted that when Tannhaus speaks to Jonas he's actually talking to a reincarnated version of his daughter in law. The whole Jonas=Sonja and Martha=Marek thing has become so strongly rooted into my understanding of this series that sometimes I just need to take a step back and realise that a very good portion of the people who have watched Dark probably aren't even aware of this aspect. Or at least they don't consider it. But still, like.
wdym you didn't know that Sonja is an anagram of Jonas-
It's just odd for me I guess. It occupies an enormous portion of my mind when it comes to thinking about the series as a whole but in reality it's shown in like half an episode. And it's not really confirmed so it's regarded as a theory, although that hasn't stopped me from always just interpreting it as plain canon.
tma fandom get more insane about lesbians NOW!!!!!!
Mrs Flood is a new Time Lord named The Neighbour. She bends space and time so that she's everybody's neighbour. And she intends to bring about the appcalypse because of current renting costs.
Zoozve, my beloved
[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]
“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”
“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”
[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”
End scene
Close enough. I love you nurses on the Tardis <3
I’m positive the only reason those fans didn’t say heaven sent was their favorite episode is because they don’t want to admit to someone that the time they were tortured for 2 billion years was incredibly entertaining.
Reblog if you're a Bran fan
Being a bran fan is so hard, there’s like 3 of us
We need to do the same level of "abandon this completely" to neil gaiman as we did (and should continue to do) to jkr. Im serious. If i catch you buying more sandman comics or a different good omens copy you dont need or more of the graveyard book or coraline i will lose it. The man is a rapist. Full stop, all caps RAPIST. He doesnt deserve more money. The pratchett estate wont die out if u stop buying good omens. Theres plenty of authors who probably write leagues better than him and arent evil predators. He needs to die penniless and obscure.
How very depressing that Neil Gaiman had trended not even a tiny bit for demonstrating what a fucking horrific person he is.
As a reminder, he's suing Caroline Wallner, one of his accusers, for breaking her NDA. Not for libel. He's saying she shouldn't have told anyone about it, not that she lied.
He doesn't need the money. He's risking the Streisand effect. He is punishing Caroline, he's trying to intimidate other victims who have signed NDAs to scare them into continued silence.
He is no friend to women, to the LGBTQIA+ community, to anyone quite frankly unless he thinks they are of value to him.
Share the story. Put it on Facebook and bluesky and whatever else you're on. Make it clear what a horrifying person he is. Tell your friends. He's paying Edendale a fortune to try and cover this up. Make this hard for him. Make it cost him money.
Episode 39 of The Magnus Protocol is now available wherever you get your podcasts.
Reading Sherlock Holmes and there are so many scenes where Holmes is just at the foot of Watson’s bed, wide awake at a questionable hour like, “Hello, my dear Watson! I have studied bicycles all night!” What a little cryptid.