What If You Could Time Travel But Always Ended Up Bein Hated Wherever You Landed - Blog Posts

> be me

> 16m German

> have a hot girlfriend who loves me (?)

> walk in forest at night

> at bridge

> car pulls up, weird old priest inside

> he tells me he can predict my future if I get in his car

> I do not get in the car

> he says ok fine I knew that would happen. bring a friend. but he will stand you up

> I come back next week

> friend stands me up

> he’s fucking my girl

> i get in the priest’s car

> priest doesn’t actually molest me (?)

> priest tells me my friend is fucking my girl, will continue fucking my girl, and that my mom will get cancer. on the bright side the homewrecker will vanish one day

> I don’t believe him

> I get cucked again

> mom gets cancer

> homewrecking ex bestie disappears

> mfw I met a time traveler and he ruined my life

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