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DUDEE WAIT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE HYPERFIXATED ON THAT EPISODE SPECIFICALLY !!!! THIS IDEA GOES HARD AS FUCK I LOVE IT

Generic alien AU my beloved

(I know this AU idea has probably been done to death by now, but it's genuinely my favourite concept in this fandom and I've always been obsessed with making my own version of it 🙏)

--- In a nutshell, the weird-ass space goo Pim injects into his arm during the party ends up fucking with his DNA as a Critter later on, causing him to start developing alien traits because of it (Initially just stuff he could easily hide, such as pair of antennae and slightly green-ish pupils, but it later develops further into psychological traits as well, such as nocturnality and an instinctual longing to return to space)

Despite his usual apathy, Charlie finds out pretty quickly that Pim's hiding something (as he would, considering that they're together on jobs nearly every day), and once Pim tells him the truth, he opts to help him hide these changes for as long as they can (such as lending Pim his hoodie to hide his most prominent alien features, making up sick-day excuses for him, ect...), or at least until they can find a cure of some kind, despite not knowing where to start looking.

They both know they can't tell anyone about these changes happening to Pim, fearing that it might all end up in one of them accidentally blurting out what happened during that Saturday night that all culminated in Bill's death and them finding out that the earth is flat (both of which they're still trying to recover from, on top of all this.) --- I have a whole bunch of different ideas for this au that may not even make it into the final product (Glep was initially going to find out about Pim as well, but I scrapped that idea in the end, seeming as it kind of took away from the whole tension of P & C having to keep the UFO Hunting incident a secret), so maybe I'll make another, more refined post about this AU someday?? Who knows??? Bonus old doodles back when this AU was still in its baby stage:

hihihi I’m new the tumblr pls dont killme I just wanna see smiling friends yaoi

did u guys know that writing is really hard and sucks and is bad

heheheheehhee

He’s my little muse 🥰

make that character aroace. NOW!

Whatever. Go my s3 predictions

(Saw a bunch of people doing this and I wanted to hop on the bandwagon teehee)

-Some sort of parody magical girl scene (this is purely based on the fact that, iirc, Zach mentioned a while back that there might(????) be a scene somewhere in s3 that played around with a more anime-esque style)

-Continuation of the Landlord subplot that they left off in s2e3

-Body-swap episode/an episode where at least two out of the main 4 have to swap roles for whatever reason

-A Glep-centric subplot/main plot (bonus points if Marge finally gets a speaking role 🙏)

-A better look within Pim's apartment (I neeeed to know how that man's apartment looks I'm so curious 💔)

-A health inspector/safety inspector/whatever the hell comes to the charity building in some sort of subplot while Pim and Charlie are out doing whatever

-More Charpim crumbs 🙏 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE

-Either that or some kind of scene/joke that alludes to Charlie's bisexuality again

-Another Oneyplays reference either made by Charlie or another character voiced by Zach

-A throwaway joke made in s2 being brought up in a serious conversation (like they did in s2e7 with the nose thing)

Pim as a beautiful water nymph and Charlie discovering him (this can also be yuri!Charpim if desired)

Anon you have no idea how wide my smile was when I saw this in my inbox. This idea is super cute I had to make a short comic for it!!

Enjoy your Ancient Greek Charpim Yuri™️ 💙💙

Reblogging this post so more people see it, this is fucking disgusting holy shit...

I Was Sexually Harassed by a Smiling Friends Fanfiction Writer.

I'm scared to write this and put it out, but I need to do what I can to protect this community that I love so much from this individual that emotionally and mentally traumatized and harmed me. This was not an easy decision to tell this story publicly. I'm telling my story to seek justice and awareness for myself and others. I refuse stay silent about creepy and manipulative behavior, even when the individual begged me to stay silent. I will not. I have documented screenshots of Tumblr messages to serve as evidence for my case at the end of this post.

This is my story:

It was Sunday, April 27th 2025. I was messaging the Tumblr user Mason24683, who also wrote the fics "Pim's Purgatorio" and "The Smiling Friends Go To The Main Section of Purgatory" on AO3. We'd been mutuals for a few months, sharing and talking about our work and other fics. That day, he messaged me about a smut fic that he requested from the author Charlie'sAwesomeParty on AO3 (excellent writer, by the way) and we had some back and forth about the topic. I am comfortable speaking about smut in the general sense within fictional contexts of writing and storytelling, but what happened next was where the issue arose. Within that discussion, he sent me unsolicited messages detailing his personal sexual kinks and fetishes while also revealing that a drawing I had made for him as well as drawings made by @melis-hellis, unknown to both of us at the time, contained one of his kinks. He admitted that he got aroused by our drawings/the idea of our drawings at one point in time. Even though he requested them for the purpose of the fic, it still (unknown to us) contained a sexual kink that he got aroused to. In the same text bubbles, he admits that these words would surely make me uncomfortable, but the messages were sent regardless. He did this knowing it would hurt me, and it did.

I then ask him why he said all that, which he said that he was unsocial and didn't know better, assuming that our previous discussion warranted those messages. They did not. There is a firm line between sexuality in fiction and personal sexuality. I did not consent to know about the latter. Also, it's contradictory since he did indeed know better if he stated that the messages would likely make me uncomfortable. At the time, I was shocked and didn't have all my feelings processed, so I simply said that I was shocked that he said that and that his words about my drawing should've stayed to himself. During this talk, he slips in questions about my progress on my fic as if he was trying to divert the conversation away from his actions. During that time, I did reply to the diversion, again, shocked and not processing things completely. Within that diversion response, I told him to not share his personal sexual things to people without consent because people wouldn't take kindly to it. I wish I said things differently overall in retrospect, but I give myself grace since I was shocked, scared, and didn't process everything yet at the time.

Then, he blamed his autism for his actions, which I take great offense to as someone who is autistic, too. Neurodivergency is never an excuse to sexually harass someone. He then asked me to delete our messages to forget it ever happened. I did not agree nor did I do that. I refuse to sweep away something that hurt me significantly. He also told me not to tell anyone, which I never explicitly agreed to do, nor will I. This felt too serious not to talk about, so that's what I'm doing right now. If you violate my space and personhood, I have no obligation to respect your wishes, especially if it involves keeping quiet about sexual harassment. Despite him profusely apologizing, the action was still done and it permanently destroyed my perception of him. Even though we exchanged some normal conversation afterwards, I still couldn't shake the discomfort. The more I reflected upon it, the more anxious and distraught it made me, causing a panic attack and looming emotional burdens that carried with me throughout the following days. I feel so used and violated by this person who I was nothing but supportive and kind to. I have since blocked him on Tumblr and AO3. I no longer associate with him nor support his work.

He tricked me into making him fetish content and sent me unsolicited sexual messages. Even if it wasn't the only reason for the art request, asking for a drawing that contains a sexual fetish that you personally gain sexual pleasure from is fetish content. Doing so without informing me is manipulative. No excuses. I would not have drawn that if I knew. Telling someone your own kinks and fetishes without consent is sexual harassment. It's a fact. This made me uncomfortable. A boundary has been crossed. My space, feelings, and personhood has been violated. It will take time to heal from this incident, but I will move forward and keep my head up despite all the pain.

After the initial incident, I told @universallydestinytaco about what happened to gain a second opinion and plans of actions since I trust him. He agreed that what happened was wrong and he confronted Mason about his behavior. Mason then proceeded to gaslight all of us about us being wrong about our thoughts and misinterpreting his words. After a long chain of communication between me, Mason, Universally Destiny Taco, and Melis, it ended up with Mason deleting his Tumblr and AO3, proving his guilt since no innocent person would delete everything and leave once the accusations arose. He's gone from the community as of now and no one else will be further hurt by his actions.

So, the story ends there, so why am I telling this? It's to protect this community that I hold dear. People need to know about the things that happen behind closed doors and sometimes hidden in plain sight. There are some people you can't trust or people that will hurt you. It's important to share these stories to protect ourselves and others from these types of people and bring justice to the victims and due punishment to those who have harmed. If you have been harmed by someone in a significant way, please feel free to speak up. It's not easy to do, but it can help others and yourself. There will always be people out there to support you. Please look after yourselves and those you care about. Please share this post to anyone that would benefit from this information. If you have something to say, the notes is a safe space to do so.

A warm and special thank you to @universallydestinytaco for allowing me to open up and helping me navigate this challenging time and @melis-hellis for providing more context and information for this situation. I wouldn't have been able to seek closure without you two, thank you.

Under this cut is the evidence I present for my case. With permission from the previous two people, I have also added their own screenshots to extend and round out the story.

Click "Keep Reading" to view all of our receipts:

My own message screenshots:

The exchanges between me, him, @universallydestinytaco, and @melis-hellis:

If you've read this far, I thank you deeply. Take care and stay safe out there ❤️

I love you gay Australians!! God this ship is so sweet 🥺