Wednesday: If I Must Stoop To Such Lows As Love Than At Least My Future Partner Must Be Cold, Calculating,

what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

In another life

when a hug is more romantic than any of the kisses

sleepy girlfriends ♡

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I mean, we knew, but it's nice to hear so succinctly

Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.

cue the orchestra in the back