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My favorite wenclair take is that once Wednesday starts dating Enid the simp gene she inherited from Gomez just like ACTIVATES.

Like people notice that she starts smiling more and while it is extremely unsettling and makes their skin crawl every time they see it, they realize that it only ever happens when Enid is within a five foot radius of Wednesday. Enid so much as makes eye contact with her and the room just drops 10 degrees and Wednesday just has this crazed look on her face, everyone thinks somethings wrong with her, and Enids just like "Aw, babe, you have a beautiful smile!"

People also notice that Wednesday will do absolutely whatever Enid tells her to. Put on these cat ears for a costume? Yes, of course. Let Thing out of the drawer even though I'm mad at him? I can't say no to you. Wear the snoods? Whatever you want.

She would kill for her and die for her and literally everyone knows it at this point.

Bonus:

Wednesday catches herself calling Enid "Cara Mia" and it struck with the horrifying realization of

"oh no, I've become my father."

Enid: Howdy! (🥰🌸💞)

Wednesday: Howdy. (💀🔪💣)

the mistletoe

continuation below ⬇️

Wednesday: If i must stoop to such lows as love than at least my future partner must be cold, calculating, intelligent, successful and organized.

Enid: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Wednesday: That one. For some terrible reason, I want that one.

Holy fucking shit

that one fucking concept art of the dragon age races that depicts dwarves like this:

you suck and i defy you

actually for fusies, let’s make it a poll

original post for context:

Wednesday: Mother, Father, you remember my roommate Enid? *points at Enid*

Morticia: Of course, the little sunshine. It is good to see you again.

Wednesday: There's actually something else you should know. Enid and I have become a couple. We are dating and I love her.

Morticia: Oh my, that is wonderful! And Dearie, you feel the same way about our daughter? *gives Gomez a side eye glare*

Enid, slightly confused: ... Yeah, I love Wednesday.

Morticia: Good, good. *Pulls Wednesday aside, covering her ears while Gomez pulls Enid away*

Gomez: Okay, she can't hear you now and we can get you to safety. Do you really love Wednesday!?

Enid, shocked: Yeah... I really do love your daughter, Mr. Addams.

*Gomez glares questioningly*

Enid: I'm serious!

*Gomez gives an affirming nod to Morticia, everybody is released*

Morticia: Oh that is truly terrific! Welcome to the family, Enid.

Enid, still baffled to Wednesday: Was that really necessary?

Wednesday, completely calm: I'd say it's a reasonable precaution.