i wish all trans girls a very kissed on the face by someone they love
we had a whole pearl-clutching fest last month debating whether or not we should laugh at billionaires killing themselves in their own deathtraps meanwhile media executives feel comfortable saying shit like “we’re just waiting for the people we’re exploiting to go homeless” with zero personal consequences. we need to stuff more billionaires into shitty submarines and laugh harder
Enid: What time is it?
Wednesday: I don’t know, pass me my cello and we’ll find out.
Wednesday: *Plays the cello loudly and extremely out of tune*
Xavier: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE CELLO AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!
Wednesday: It’s 2 am.
cue the orchestra in the back
I Will Not Apologize
Happy Pride, ya'll.
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what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button