But First They Must Catch You 🏳️‍⚧️

how could you leave out the t-posing treecko

Pokémon Colosseum Championship 2004

alright chat consumed a 'new' piece of media, you know what time it is

[Genshin Impact - Escoffier SQ thoughts]

- alright chat what's their ship name

- this SQ overall -- particularly everything with the obligatory spotlight swiping NPCs -- made me feel way more like baby's first Ace Attorney (i kept constantly coming up with/altering hypotheses during it) than the Fontaine AQ itself did, which is hilarious all things considered

- the cooking minigame was actually really fun, though i struggled with the last one and its waterways more than i'd like to admit (shitty 400+ ping wi-fi gang)

- i know this isn't its first appearance by any means but this Traveler face is glorious -- if anyone's got the Lumine ver. please show me

- i honestly wasn't a big fan of Escoffier and didn't intend for that to really change, but after getting her on a single 10-pull (only like 40 pity somehow? she's telling me somethin idk i was trying for Ifa) i felt obligated and i'm honestly quite a fan of her now

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

it got trashcanned, mods straight

any fellow r/stunfisk slitherers get a sneak preview of my opus coming tomorrow:

i tried to imagine something like this for the new ones and all i could think of is that image with eminem saying “woe, chien be upon ye”

Pokémon headcanon:

Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.

Examples:

“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)

“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”

Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.

“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)

“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)

“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)

“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)

“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)

“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)

Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”

“By Latios this cannot be happening” (Hoenn)

Is this anything

here's the newest in the steaming batch of revelations about Google AI: it doesn't understand the concept of time

wanted to have something to show for myself with the ability forms trend

loving all the cool art in it, wanted to submit something silly cuz i like those ones, remembered i can't draw, then remembered i can sorta edit

(hey can ya guess which one i thought of first and which one took me like two hours)