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4 months ago

chat i finally have on opportunity to join the f/o merch club but i'm a little worried bc my main changes so often and like ehat if they change again before the thingy gets here


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4 months ago

I'm a nonsharer kind of???? Like i get a lil uncomfy seeing my f/o shipped with other ppl from the fandom [a lot of his content is shipping so I have a bunch of those tags blocked :3]... But. But seeing doubles makes me all whimsical and joyous. I'm all like "YES!!!! We both love f/o!!! Isnt he so great :DD" and then move on so. Maybe it's cuz they actually have an s/i they can draw him with? Anyways yeah they're very cool.

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4 months ago

i still get this question to this day. asking for PERMISSION to draw my actual ROMAN EMPIRE. you sweet amazing individuals so. just to let people know

rb this if u are okay with people drawing your selfship!!! this post is their permission slip!!!

pr✧ship + variants dni...


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4 months ago

read the top part like the 🟦inch Knee Surgery meme

Thank You Pintrest For Showing Me This

thank you pintrest for showing me this


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4 months ago

“Patrick Thomas Egan, 39, was arrested Dec. 18 in Grand Junction, Colorado, after police say he followed KKCO/KJCT reporter Ja’Ronn Alex’s vehicle for around 40 miles (64 kilometers) from the Delta area. Alex told police that he believed he had been followed and attacked because he is Pacific Islander. After arriving in Grand Junction, Egan, who was driving a taxi, pulled up next to Alex at a stoplight and, according to an arrest affidavit, said something to the effect of: “Are you even a U.S. citizen? This is Trump’s America now! I’m a Marine and I took an oath to protect this country from people like you!” Alex, who had been out reporting, then drove back to his news station in the city. After he got out of his vehicle, Egan chased Alex as he ran toward the station’s door and demanded to see his identification, according to the document laying out police’s evidence in the case. Egan then tackled Alex, put him in a headlock and “began to strangle him,” the affidavit said. Coworkers who ran out to help and witnesses told police that Alex appeared to be losing his ability to breathe during the attack, which was partially captured on surveillance video, according to the document.”

Man accused of attacking TV reporter, saying ‘This is Trump’s America now’

Jesus Christ.


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4 months ago
Whyyyy. Canbt Ypu Pet Them?????

whyyyy. canbt ypu pet them?????


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5 months ago

his ass is not surviving a +2 350bp Rage Fist

was rewatching into the spiderverse and god the fucking double take i just did coming back to this spiderham short scene post-2022


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5 months ago

...you say, acting as though this isn't the coolest thing that can happen to a human person

5 months ago

[Digital Circus Ep.4 Spoilers]

○ gloink reproduction

○ drunk Ragatha is a mood

○ (relatively) chill Jax is nice to see

○ Jax's hallucination about Gangle early on was kinda raw -- welcome back Mildenhall Manor

○ GUMMIGOO!!!!!!

○ pomni oml. girlfailure at her finest

○ "i'm such a good bo-ofgsnaofuwbsoxifhb"

○ gangle/zooble -- ultimate QPT dynamic

○ tf was Kinger doing with Caine? was that a horse?


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5 months ago

mf showed up and nearly froze my hands thru 30+ Ultra Balls before getting crit captured with a regular Poké Ball

Mf Showed Up And Nearly Froze My Hands Thru 30+ Ultra Balls Before Getting Crit Captured With A Regular

my child now, who just has a few little diseases

Mf Showed Up And Nearly Froze My Hands Thru 30+ Ultra Balls Before Getting Crit Captured With A Regular

special thanks to that one redditor who i commented on and probably got jinxed (in a good way) bc of -- and to the people seeing me outside and keeping their "wow that dude looks stupid af" comments to themselves


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5 months ago

i can't stay humble i'm sorry

I Can't Stay Humble I'm Sorry

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5 months ago

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

6 months ago

not to brag or anything but

Not To Brag Or Anything But

did it again -- fully maxed Lumineon is actually terrifying


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6 months ago
Since I've Had My Fun With Some Other Projects (including A Little Mobile Pokédex I'll Put Here In Time)

since i've had my fun with some other projects (including a little mobile Pokédex i'll put here in time) i've continued work on Mons v. Lions and here's some notable things

Lion Moveset

- Rest, Crunch & Hidden Power

+ Thunder Fang, Extreme Speed & Psychic Fangs

Fixes and Implementations

○ Lions no longer receive STAB on Normal-type moves

○ Lions lost 30 SpDef and gained 10 Speed (they speed tie Garchomp now)

○ Win count implemented - see how many lions a specific Pokémon has KO'd in a test

○ UI shuffled around to increase space for battle log and win count

Key Threats

Lions

...they're all the same lmao

Pokémon

- Anything with Curse, Coil, Iron Defense & the like boost incredibly quickly: shoutout Dunsparce for having Coil & Roost at Lv50 and Scizor for Iron Defense, Swords Dance and resistances to Normal & Psychic

- Gen 1's Rock/Grounds have done well - only being hit neutral by Psychic Fangs'll do that to ya


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6 months ago

Y'ALL

Y'ALL
Y'ALL
Y'ALL
Y'ALL
Y'ALL

it's over

i'm finally free


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6 months ago

i know explaining a joke is traditionally the quickest way to ruin them but i need someone to explain the powerscaling one

A meme of two muscular people shaking hands. One arm is labelled "powerscaling memes". The other arm is labelled "Competitive Pokemon memes". The middle part where they shake hands is labelled "Being completely incomprehensible unless you know the source material"

An example of what I’m talking about:

An Example Of What I’m Talking About:
An Example Of What I’m Talking About:

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6 months ago

how could you leave out the t-posing treecko

How Could You Leave Out The T-posing Treecko
Pokémon Colosseum Championship 2004
Pokémon Colosseum Championship 2004

Pokémon Colosseum Championship 2004


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6 months ago
Woke Up The Snorlax Left Of Celadon

woke up the Snorlax left of Celadon


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6 months ago

queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you


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6 months ago

Well. I wouldn't say I'm normally the type to doompost, but...what's the fucking point?

Of course, I'm talking about the one thing on everyone's keyboards this past, like, month. The thing that's had America - plus millions of others - holding bated breaths, shuddering in anticipation.

And it's fucking over. The sentient splotch of Sunny-D won:

- The presidency, 224/277

- The Senate, 42/52

- The House, 180/198

That wrinkled orange fuck apparently wasn't reviled enough to not see a second (and probably longer) term, but he's not even my big concern.

He got ALL 3 of the House, Senate and Presidency.

You know that little Project we've been trying to warn about, spread awareness of? That one about next year? Yeah, with leads on all 3 there's functionally nothing stopping The Heritage Foundation from pushing all of that through. And you know what is perhaps the most tantamount part of it? The effective LGBTQ+ bans; by labeling us as 'pornographic' which they seek a ban on

And, though I don't believe any are mentioned in the Project itself, that will likely include website and social media bans.

I guess this whole long-winded, "We're so fucked I'm typing in proper case" diatribe is just to say that...I'll miss this place. The gay autism website is no doubt going to be among the first removed.

Of course, I'd love to be proven wrong. I'd love to look back, 2 years from now, and laugh at the thought of fascism truly holding that kind of power. But the person I am now, I couldn't possibly.

And I'll no doubt keep fighting. If this is what takes me, I'll go down fighting, defiant to the end.

Thank you all, for everything. Truly. :)


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6 months ago

[Pokémon Teraleak - Horizons stuff] (possibly spoilers?)

Y'ALL WE ALMOST GOT OLD MAN YAOI

[Pokémon Teraleak - Horizons Stuff] (possibly Spoilers?)

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6 months ago

Requesting drabble with Dawn and her crush/future s/o confronting Mars at Lake Verity, and when Mars calls them a “lovey-dovey couple to the rescue”, how does Dawn react to her crush casually saying that’s not true because they haven’t had the chance to confess to Dawn yet?

I’m terribly sorry that it took me so long to finish this one! I’m still not 100 % satisfied with the way it turned out but I hope you enjoy it nevertheless and have fun reading. 

Love birds – Dawn x reader

It was one thing to be in love with someone. It was weird and wonderful at the same time, feeling her heart skip a beat whenever she saw her crush or heard them laugh. It was a whole different story to be in love with someone Dawn had known for so many years no without ever noticing how much they meant to her – until that person had leaned forward to press a kiss to her cheek that one day to thank her for her help. She still got goosebumps when she thought about it. And soon after, she started to feel terrible because she didn’t have the courage to confess her feelings to you.

It was awkward to be around you after that incident. Not because your behavior changed or because you acted like you didn’t care for her but because she spent most of the time analyzing every word you said and every move you made, just to figure out whether she was more than a friend to you or not. She knew that the kiss probably didn’t mean anything. But Dawn still couldn’t get it out of her head, no matter how hard she tried.

She even thought about it now, despite having other things to focus on – for example stopping Team Galactic from putting their crazy plans into action. She knew that there wasn’t much she could do to stop them but she just couldn’t sit around and wait until someone else took care of them. She needed to protect Sinnoh, her family, her home… and you.

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6 months ago
My Country Is Experiencing A Traumatic Natural Disaster.
My Country Is Experiencing A Traumatic Natural Disaster.
My Country Is Experiencing A Traumatic Natural Disaster.
My Country Is Experiencing A Traumatic Natural Disaster.
My Country Is Experiencing A Traumatic Natural Disaster.
My Country Is Experiencing A Traumatic Natural Disaster.
My Country Is Experiencing A Traumatic Natural Disaster.
My Country Is Experiencing A Traumatic Natural Disaster.
My Country Is Experiencing A Traumatic Natural Disaster.
My Country Is Experiencing A Traumatic Natural Disaster.

My country is experiencing a traumatic natural disaster.

I made a comic to make it more digestible.

Shares appreciated, I'm just trying to bring awareness here


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6 months ago
Worst Thing You've Ever Done For An F/o Lightning Round

worst thing you've ever done for an f/o lightning round


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6 months ago

enough actual personality quizzes, which Pokémon nature would your flavor preferences make you?

(timid bros where we at)

Enough Actual Personality Quizzes, Which Pokémon Nature Would Your Flavor Preferences Make You?

also, happy SPOOKY DAY

Enough Actual Personality Quizzes, Which Pokémon Nature Would Your Flavor Preferences Make You?

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