(they/them)|goo goo gaga baby ver. 2836| im not expecting much from this lmao
181 posts
Audrey started working at The Gutter at 18, started working at Mr. Mushnik’s flower shop at 22, started taking HRT and dating James almost immediately afterwards, started dating Orin almost immediately after James “went to Czechoslovakia” after they had been dating for about a year and a half when she was 23, got top and bottom surgery very quickly after that, and dated him for about three and a half years before he “mysteriously went missing” when she was 27.
Kill them with kindness? WRONG nitrous oxide
💨💨💨😂😨😂🤣🤣🤭😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥵🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😨😰😂😂😅😂🤣🤣😡🤣🤣😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😩💀
Alastor realizes he got his ass beat by Lucifer's boy toy
since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚
Recent hazbin sketches :) just a reluctant stepdad and his overenthusiastic daughter bonding
;3
since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
Pretty much all of Audrey's coworkers at The Gutter ship her and Seymour after the chorus girls have spent many an hour aggressively peddling the ship between them.
#HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING REAL AND WITH JIMMY FALLON IM GONNA FLIP MY GODDAMN LID
Since Orin is a workaholic for his job that doesn’t involve much strenuous physical activity, he is ironically not that strong. Audrey is probably stronger than him (I can back up the idea of her being physically strong with the fact that she canonically pushed his motorcycle while he was on it.)
#no i think the houseplants WANT your skin
... That is just a straight up picture of Audrey 2 dear article. When she is done with you you will not have skin.
my response is in the replies :)
Audrey's father left to get the milk very early on, and she barely remembers him. Her family had been middle class and living in a good neighborhood before this happened, but her mom wasn’t able to find a job that paid well enough for them to keep the house after her husband left (sexism yay), and they ended up in Skid Row. Audrey was just old enough to kind of understand what was happening at the time, and she has some vague memories from before she ended up in Skid Row. This is why she is the only character who has a Brooklyn accent.
#this one of the many things i quote on a daily basis and no one gets it
cannot stop thinking about the "I'm slick as a brick" blooper literally my favourite Remus moment ever and it's not even canon
Happiest bastard on earth right here
#REAL #people are so weird #fandom
Watching something just because you hate it and feel the emotions that come with that is not normal.
Watching something to make fun of it is not normal.
Blogging/posting about something you Hate is not normal and no you can't just say it's criticism. ( Looking at something through a critical lens, and picking apart a piece of media because you dislike it is not equal. )
Blogging/posting about something for the sole intention to RUIN the enjoyment others get from it is not normal.
Think about why you feel the need to do any of the above.
So, I recently went to see a Little Shop production done by the school my sister teaches at. It was really good ! But one thing caught me off guard…
Arthur Denton…having a whole SONG?!!? And it looks like it was meant to take place a few songs after Orin died…
Sadly, though, the song was never performed (and Arthur never even appeared in the production) despite this being in the playbill. I was a bit disappointed, but thought “surely this is on the internet, at the very least there’s a reddit post about it or something, right?”
Nope!
Absolutely nothing!!! I couldn’t find any videos or posts that had anything to do with this song.
If any of you out there know ANYTHING about this, please tell! Until then…this shall remain a mystery…
"I can't help it if mirrors love my face
It's genetics, yeah, I got these genes from outer space!"
I haven't watched Wish, but does this line remind anyone else of Twoey? Specifically the song Mean Green Mother From Outer Space?
Howard Ashman and Alan Menken worked on The Little Mermaid and Little Shop of Horrors, so this could plausibly be a purposeful reference
Does anyone have any additional insight into this like potential parallels between Magnifico and Twoey/additional references/etc?
Orin didn’t actually die from his gas mask just happening to break right at the exact moment that Seymour tried to kill him. What actually happened is that Seymour initially chickened out of killing him, tried to convince him to leave Audrey alone, and got laughed at because Orin was high on nitrous oxide. Orin suddenly lunged at him to get his gun, and he shot him due to an itchy trigger finger, somehow managing to kill the worst person of all time in an incredibly cowardly way. He then blocked out the memory and pretended that he had actually died because his gas mask broke. This isn’t that implausible when you consider that he clearly backed Mr. Mushnik towards the plant on purpose for several seconds and then pretended like he didn’t mean for that to happen (sure, bud.) When this is combined with the extreme convenience (and, let's be honest, lameness) of Orin just happening to die right at that exact moment, the interpretation that he actually did kill Orin seems surprisingly plausible.
Mutual 1: guys I talked to the girl at my work today!!! And I killed her boyfriend but don't mind that.
Mutual 2: mmm I need human flesh but this LOSER won't give me DEAD PEOPLE
Mutual 3: free root canals!!! Stop by my office (I won't hurt you)
Mutual 4: about to get married!!! I feel so alive!!! 🥰😍
Mutual 2 again: give me your blood
Mutual 5: [picture of giant plant next to a guy] autism be dammed my boy can grow a plant
Mutual 6: shaa booop shaa dooop
Audrey has prosopagnosia (face blindness). Why do I headcanon this? It would explain her not being sure if she thinks Seymour is cute or not, and it would make the leather jacket scene more interesting if Seymour actually looked like Orin to her for a second (parallels between Seymour and Orin as Seymour spirals with guilt and wonders how alike they are we love to see it.) I also like the idea of her primarily associating him with things like the way he carries himself and his characteristic hand gestures in her mind. Like, when she hears his name she thinks about those things instead of his face. She developed prosopagnosia after falling off one of her boyfriend’s motorcycles, and she can compensate for it well enough that she doesn’t realize that she has it, although she sometimes gets a vague sense that something is off with her ability to recognize people.
“kill them with kindness” WRONG. GET RECLAIMED BY THE EARTH🌱🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🌼🌲☘️🌻🍄🌿🌳🍀🍀🌱🌺🌷🌹🍄🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🌿🪻🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🌱🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🎍🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🍀🪻🌾🌿🌸🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🍄🌱🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🪻🍀🌱🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🪻🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🌱🌺🌿🍀🍄🍀🍂🍃🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🍄🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🍃🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🪻🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🌱🍄🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍄🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🌲🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🍀🌱🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🎍🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🪻🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🍄🌳🍀🌱🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🌺🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🌱🌻🌳🍄🌳🌿🌱🍄🌺🌸🌹🌳🌻🌲🌿🪻
f r e e t h e m
Given recent events, this film will be renamed.
The film will now be known as Beetlejuice & Lydia!
#so real #love the oc btw!
(more still shots babyyy. my animatic is posted on tiktok @.untitledcipher tho :333 )
~~~~~~
licorice is a big fan of this popstar. shining- something? the concert was alright, but i know i’m gonna be finding glitter in my hair for weeks.
- bear jelly cookie 😔
haha funny plant go nom
do you guys like the funny plant musical
#lsoh #littleshopofhorrors
LSOH reference
#alastor #hazbin hotel
Alastor kicking ass.....and losing
broken men >>>>>>> /srs
The desperation in this guy's eyes.
My boy nearly died (presumably forced to protect Charlie by his deal), and wants to escape and strike back more than anything.
Requested, image description/edit: Alastor having a breakdown from nearly getting killed by Adam, hands grabbing his head, his red eyes darting around and his perpetual smile is extremely strained, baring gum.