First Thought, Best Thought

I finished The Queen of Nothing and now Idk what to do with myself. I need more jurdan

Can we get a “Court Of Frost And Starlight” moment with Jude and Cardan, Holly?... or ummm

reasons to love cardan greenbriar:

does not know how to fight with a sword and this is never portrayed as a weakness.

dramatic as fuck.

turned on by knives.

wears makeup (and this is never thought of as weird). would probably buy out sephora given the chance.

would scorch you in a who wore it better contest.

he was raised by a cat who abandoned him and then he got exactly one (1) hug during the whole triology and we should all hug him now because he's starved for affection.

gave us "my sweet villain"

gave us "my darling god"

gave us "my sweet nemesis"

tail.

the best snusband.

light hair touches.

coronation dress.

tricky tongue.

tricky fingers.

sly feet.

*breaks crown in half like that scene from mean girls*

"my wIFE!"

"i would. and perhaps one day i will." (internal shrieking, you know the scene)

"the hospitality of knives"

always about that consent. concerned with jude's feelings and respectful of her boundaries (at least in most of twk and qon).

also a bit of a martyr for mortals. he saves all those mortals and i-.... he was a king before he was a king.

likes to wear his crown (and party hats) crooked which like.... adorable.

overcame his drinking problem to be worthy of jude. because he loved jude.

he loves jude.

James : [having swollen eyes because of crying]

Will : by the angel! [grabbed James’ face] it can’t be

James : what?

Will : D-demon POX!!!

James : Da—

Will : it is! FAIRCHILD BACK ME UP!

Matthew, wearing James’ reading glasses : according to page 30 paragraph 2, History of Demon Pox by William Herondale “The affected will deteriorate physically and will experience fever, chills, nausea, oozing sores, non-oozing sores, buboes, a film of black over the eyes, hair ejection, skin discoloration, SWELLING, and other similar signs of distress”

Will : you know what we should do NOW?

Matthew : CALL UNCLE JEM!!!

James : DID YOU BOTH ASSUME THAT I MADE OUT WITH A DEMON?

True Love ❤️

Fuck all romance except what that Broody Werewolf and the ADHD Highschool Teen had going on

anybody else painfully painfully aware of time passing or is that just a me problem

Plantin-Moretus Museum

here is a way pll could have ended

(First of all, i gotta say i came up with the idea based on another post)

First of all, the girls NEVER find out who the hell A is (at least, not until LONG after). The table game thingie is over, and A never texts the girls again. Ever.

So they all have this big happy ending. Perfect couples, happy families, great jobs. Whatever.

The last scene, though, doesnt end with the girls. It shows Radleys Psyquiatric Hospital, and then a room. You see woman writing fiercely in a notebook. Her back is to the camera (we cant see her face). Finally, she closes it. Suddenly theres a knock on the door.

-Sara, it’s dinner time!- a nurse says.

The woman turns around. We dont recognise her.

-I’m not hungry.

-Don’t give me that. Be downstairs in five minutes, okay?- The door closes.

The woman faces her notebook again. This time, the camera focuses on it, so we can see what it says. She writes “The end” and closes it slowly.

And as it closes, we see the title on the cover:

“Pretty little liars; a series by Sara Shepard”.

A few years later, the woman would come out of Radley, and publish her book. Her shrink is not so content with it, as it was the idea of the book which lead her to torture those girls. She had obsessed with making the book so perfect, she had to actually LIVE it. To know how A would think, she had to be A.

Basically, Sara Shepard is A. And the girls finally learn this much later, when they read a new trending book-saga called “Pretty little liars”. They even hear there might be a TV series based on the books as well…

Now THAT would have been an ending.

Mood: Attend a luxurious party at West Egg Manor hosted by Jay Gatsby & get tipsy off glasses of white champagne 🥂