Eternalsterek - Blog Posts
Sheriff Stilinski, answering a call to the loft: I came as fast as I could, what’s the emergency?
Derek: I accidentally raised my voice at Stiles and I need to be arrested.
Sheriff Stilinski:
Sheriff Stilinski, softer: Derek, we’ve talked about this.
Malia: Are you having another depressive episode?
Stiles: A depressive episode?
Stiles: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
*Stiles is cooking*
Erica: Any chance that’s for me?
Stiles: It’s for Derek. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.
Boyd: Huh. I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Stiles: We need to get through this locked door. Jackson, give me your credit card.
Jackson: Here.
Stiles, pocketing it: Thanks. Boyd, kick down the door.
*at a zoo*
Isaac: What are they in for?
Derek: Isaac, this isn't prison.
Isaac: So they can leave?
Derek: No, but-
Isaac, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Stiles: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
Stiles: Being a human is so confusing because you are basically an animal with a soul, so sometimes you're like, "am I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast?" Impossible to tell.
Derek, kissing the top of his head: Pancakes?
Stiles, smiling: Pancakes.
Derek: What did you do with the body?
Stiles: What didn’t I do with the body?
Derek:
Stiles: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
Derek: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Boyd: Several traffic violations.
Erica: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Stiles: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Isaac: Also, that’s not our car.
derek: Are you ready to commit?
stiles: A felony or to a relationship?
stiles: Because the answer to both would be yes.
Concept art for who know whats
True Love ❤️
Fuck all romance except what that Broody Werewolf and the ADHD Highschool Teen had going on