Who Needs Patterns I Can Learn To Sew By Force Of Will

Of course, I like all my posts. That's who they're made for.

Drinking Piggly Wiggly water of unknown origin is like playing Russian Roulette. You can get pool water, water that was sitting outside to long on field day on the last day of school, Satan's toilet water, normal but slightly to the left, normal to the right, westbend, and slightly better than Dasani.

See these hands. They've been in so many armpits.

eating water activated tape straight from the tape despenser like its fruit by the foot

does the meth affect the taste of the gator

Don't let people pressure you into buying more spoons than you need.

Balbussy

*Stuffing large marshmallows with nuts to simulate bones as an alternative to eating the birds at my mom's bird feeder whole then eating it while staring at a particularly tasty looking finch*

it's bird time :)

WHO DID THIS. WHO DECIDED TO HAVE A ERECT CHIKEN TENDER WITH SAUSE DRIPPING FROM THE TIP. WHO WENT I WOULD LIKE SOME CUMMY NUGGIES AND MADE THIS PACKAGEING. NO. ILLEGAL. IT'S EVERYWHERE. SOMEONE SAW THIS AND SIGNED OFF ON THIS. THEY DIDN'T SEE A PROBLEM. THEY REALLY WENT YUP LOOKS GOOD AND MOVED ON WITH THIER LIFE.

sometimes your elbow is liked by a little creature in the night, and you just have to live with that