Sometimes You Read A Book Series Just To Understand It's Fanfic Better

sometimes your elbow is liked by a little creature in the night, and you just have to live with that

WHO DID THIS. WHO DECIDED TO HAVE A ERECT CHIKEN TENDER WITH SAUSE DRIPPING FROM THE TIP. WHO WENT I WOULD LIKE SOME CUMMY NUGGIES AND MADE THIS PACKAGEING. NO. ILLEGAL. IT'S EVERYWHERE. SOMEONE SAW THIS AND SIGNED OFF ON THIS. THEY DIDN'T SEE A PROBLEM. THEY REALLY WENT YUP LOOKS GOOD AND MOVED ON WITH THIER LIFE.

*reads period chunks in toilet water like tea leaves*

those sci-fy goo chambers for clones look so moisturizing. It has to be amazing for your skin

eating water activated tape straight from the tape despenser like its fruit by the foot

Occasionally, when you bite the hand that feeds, it is your own.

tummy grumbles have me hauling ass across the store white knuckling the cart, hoping I don't shit myself

Horrid sister, mother, cooks me in the winter to keep you warm!

The master bedroom of my condo doesn't even have a cuck chair. where am i supposed to eat my appy slices and peanutbutter?? on the bed?? I do that at home. I'm on vacation. i deserve to have a cuck chair. I have a chair i my room at home but it is a chairdrobe. I put all my close on that before I get around to putting them away. to have a useless chair is a simple luxury. sure I intended to blasphize the cuck chair by denying it's horny purposes, but so what i want to relax and have a nice diner of appie slices with more peanut butter than apple and microwave popcorn.

just took a shit so nasty I had to shower immediately afterwards