Gender Envy For Every Member Of The Dream Smp Breathe If You Agree

y'all here on tumblr.edu always talking about some “do you ever think about-” like no i do Not Think Ever. already unrelatable. next

Gibby's mom was a milf pass it on

I don’t have to worry about "chemicals you can’t pronounce" in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

My mother just called my sister a Muffin head what timeline am i living in

I've never done one of these before

Thanks so much for tagging me !

@missfalcon

@a-map-of-gays

@we-are-the-expendable

@aloha-from-angel

& anyone else who wants to join !!!

i’m starting a picrew chain because why not.

https://picrew.me/image_maker/466657

here’s mine!

this is a tagging game, but anyone who sees this can join!

i nominate @aroaceanteater​ @possum-video-from-the-dark-web​ @couldnt-think-of-a-better-name​

What emotion does this image spike in you?

Fear.

No cause what the hell

legit sitting here jaw on the floor

actually i changed my mind i think everyone on the smp should make ao3 accounts and post completely conflicting fics that are all canon until the story ends and they never talk about it again