I Don’t Have To Worry About "chemicals You Can’t Pronounce" In My Food And My Shampoo Because I Can

none of this would be happening if the eggpire was offered a proper support system after the banquet

I just wanna know what fucking crack Riggs was on when he made the last book like please SIR WHAT WAS THAT ????

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

c!ponk believes in the four humors

Finian from the Aurora Cycle is the best character that's it that's all i have to say goodnight

I really hope Miss P doesn't die in the newest book but I have a really strong feeling she will. :(

Rhodotus Palmatus.

Can time stop moving forward I just wanna pretend it's 2008

What the fuck is a Davekat