What The Fuck Is A Davekat

i hate how we "cringey picrew icon teenager!!"'d ourselves into thinking picrew isnt cool as shit. why dont you make yourself as an anime girl and maybe youll feel better

reblog if you think that transgender people who only changed their terminology and not their body are perfectly valid members of the trans community 

mphfpc series : “do you want to form an alliance with me?”

emotionally unstable teens : “yes absolutely i do”

im speaking from experience 😁👍🏽

i have no shame whatsoever but i also get embarrassed by literally the least embarrassing things ever. its called being versatile look it up

(some) DSMP characters as types of figures of speech

all figures of speech and their definitions taken directly from the wikipedia page for figures of speech

DREAM - PARADIASTOLE: Extenuating a vice in order to flatter or soothe

CALLAHAN - ELLIPSIS: Omission of words

AWESAMDUDE - ANTONOMASIA: Substitution of a proper name for a phrase or vice versa

BADBOYHALO - OXYMORON: Using two terms together that normally contradict each other

TOMMY - PARRHESIA: Speaking openly or boldly in a situation where it is unexpected

PUNZ - PUN: When a word or phrase is used in two or more different senses

WILBUR - ENJAMBMENT: Incomplete sentences at the end of lines in poetry

SCHLATT - ANTI-CLIMAX: When expectations are raised, everything is built-up, and then suddenly something boring or disappointing happens

SKEPPY - HYPERBATON: Words that naturally belong together separated from each other for emphasis or effect

ERET - EPANORTHOSIS: Immediate and emphatic self-correction

TECHNOBLADE - METAPHOR: An implied comparison between two things, attributing the properties of one thing to another that it does not literally possess

ANTFROST - APOSTROPHE: Directing the attention away from the audience to an absent third party, often in the form of a personified abstraction or inanimate object

CAPTAIN PUFFY - MEIOSIS: Use of understatement, usually to diminish the importance of something

RANBOO - ANTITHESIS: Juxtaposition of opposing or contrasting ideas

FOOLISH - ARCHAISM: Use of an obsolete, archaic word

HANNAH - PATHETIC FALLACY: Ascribing human conduct and feelings to nature

SLIMECICLE - ONOMATOPOEIA: Word that imitates a real sound

we need a dress-up game with dreamSMP characters

Gibby's mom was a milf pass it on

is he aware that he’s hilarious and I love him

Wait just realized movie Abe doesn't have a polish accent ?????

I'm not sure what trying to eat ramen fully clothed in a bathtub full of boiling hot water while also watching YouTubers get their ears professionally cleaned is, but it is definitely not a vibe