*stabs You With A Sword That Makes You Transgender*

Not so cool theory i hope doesn't come true : after the eggpire gets de-egged someone will suggest putting C!Bad/the other eggpire members in the prison

actually, growing up is feeling like i turned sixteen two days ago. i’ve been eighteen for years. fifteen year olds seem so young. wasn’t i fifteen just a few weeks ago? all my friends and i are still twelve. i’m closer to thirty than to being a baby. i never got to be a kid. i never grew past eight. i can’t talk to my mom. i want to sit in her lap forever. i want to decide everything for myself. i need someone to tell me exactly what to do. the week is going by so slow. an entire year has passed.

Gibby's mom was a milf pass it on

Yall are so lucky i can't draw or i would draw so many cursed things to subject people to

y'all here on tumblr.edu always talking about some “do you ever think about-” like no i do Not Think Ever. already unrelatable. next

tumblr is basically a big “close friends” but with people i don’t know lol

BBH is literally the funniest person on the server

Michael McChill joining the smp and immediately trying to get caught up on lore when the other ccs don't even know their own lore is the funniest thing

actually i changed my mind i think everyone on the smp should make ao3 accounts and post completely conflicting fics that are all canon until the story ends and they never talk about it again