Wait Just Realized Movie Abe Doesn't Have A Polish Accent ?????

Bbh's Gartic phone stream was completely unhinged

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Gender envy for every member of the dream smp breathe if you agree

muffin is straight fucking bars and if you disagree you’re banned from my blog

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

Wanting top surgery so I can sleep face down, shirtless in boxers like the lazy teenage boys at the start of 90s films

Is the L'Sandburg conflict future lore????

also genuinely fascinated by how much the cool to cringe cycle has accelerated over the past few years. we used to get at least a couple of years of something being widely popular before everyone started pretending they never liked it and shitting all over everyone who does, but now it's like six months between some media property becoming tumblr's new darling and everyone declaring open season on it. that's not sustainable i'm worried about our ecosystem can we get greenpeace on this

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??