Latest Posts by brandnewciudad - Page 3
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
She's depressed? Have you tried jacking her off and on again?
missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up
Reblog to give a trans woman an embrace so warm and loving that you feel her shoulders drop and her body finally relax a little
oh so shes packing
I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ
HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON
I regret to inform you I’m #trans trash.
Greetings, homosapiens.
My name is Kermit. I also respond to The Joker, The Croaker, the Clown Prince of Crime, Dark Muppet, and Mr. The Frog. Pronouns are self explanatory.
I am a Kermit and Joker combined kintype with kin memories. I also ship Kermit with the Joker and am in a romantic relationship with both of them.
♤ ♡ ◇ ♧
DNI:
Other Kermit/Joker Kintypes
People who post about wearing felt (the matierial I am made of as Kermit)
Batman Kintypes, fuck you Batsy
Marvel fans (self explanitory)
Reylo shippers-- disgusting.
Hank Green apologists
Minors or people over 30, just a preference
People who use AI-- support independent artists!
Vivziepop antis (see above)
Pokemon fans. Animal cruelty is disgusting.
People who don't support the men's rights movement. Fuck you.
Women. Females. Get off my blog foids.
Those of you on the WRONG side of ace discourse. You know who you are.
Hazbin hotel/Steven Universe fans, y'all are annoying.
No Sans/ AU Sans kins, especially Error!Sans. Was traumatized by a sans kinnie, if youre reading this, fuck you Error.
People who are afraid of seeing what darkness and depravity look like. Heh, run while you can.
This is your story.
The witch glances back at the doll who saved her life.
Whose very frame is beginning to crumble into dust.
She dashes toward it, taking up its faltering body in her arms.
But she can't save it.
She couldn't save it before.
She can't save it now.
After all.
It was already dead.
But why, now, of all times, would its spirit have chosen to reappear again to her -
Why would it choose to sacrifice its lingering will to preserve her -
The doll hushes her with a crumbling hand.
"This is your story, not mine."
"Tell a wonderful story for me."
fred.mp4
“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!
i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today
reasonless
a doll that doesn't speak.
it's not like it can't. it just... stopped talking one day.
these days, it's learned sign language. so has its witch.
why?
sometimes there isn't really a reason why.
and that's okay.
i have a horrible disease that can only be cured with attention and pets and scritches
Sometimes when I’m reaping I’m like dang wtf did I sow?
(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.
Happy
"I want you to be happy," the witch said to her doll.
"But I don't want you to force it."
"I want you to feel sad when you're feeling sad, angry when you're feeling angry, the whole lot."
"But I hope that, one day, you can be happy."
"And no matter how long it takes, I will be by your side."
The witch embraces her doll, who does not immediately return it.
"I promise I will see you there."
how were generals and commanders not mad horny all the time with all those buff men in armour kneeling before them with their big submissive eyes and promising to do anything they are ordered to under pain of death
give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises
Presence
A doll trying to comfort its witch.
But it doesn't know what to say.
It can only sit by her side and hope that, some way, somehow, its presence helps.
Little does it know, however.
It absolutely does help.
It's more than enough just to be there for her.
Reasonless Fear
A doll that is afraid of leaving its room all of a sudden.
But there's nothing to be afraid of. It's just its witch out there. There's no visitors. Their home is safe.
And yet it's afraid anyway.
It calls to its witch.
She answers back.
It asks her to come to its room.
She does.
She asks what's wrong.
It asks her for a hug.
She gives the warmest hug she can muster.
The doll squeezes her tightly.
Broken
A broken doll.
And its witch tinkers with it.
Trying to put it back together.
Sometimes the work comes easy.
Most times it doesn't.
But on the witch works.
Dedicated, tireless.
Determined.
She will fix it yet.
if i don’t get called a good dog soon i’m going to die the doctor says so 😞😞🙁🙁☹️😞☹️☹️😞😞😞
achieve confidence through ego death!!!!! strikes a very chuuni pose. can i suck your dick
im ouppy
Dumb thing that would not leave my brain