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I keep quoting this dumb image every time something slightly bad happens to me
Why are they making me do people tasks I'm just. I'm a dog. Doing this shit with my paws sucks dude
Lost and Found
A witch that has lost her doll!
It was right next to her a moment ago! They were shopping together! It wouldn't go off without good reason, but where could it have possibly gone?!
She searches the aisles one by one, walking at a brisk pace, doing her best to keep herself from breaking out into a dash!
Not here. Not here. Not here. Not-
There! In the bakery section!
She breathes a sigh of relief, calming herself before approaching it.
She gives it a tap on its shoulder when she walks up to it.
Immediately it turns, mentioning that it realized that they should get brownies because she loves them!
Silly, silly doll. Of course it was thinking for her sake! She isn't surprised at all!
But, still, she gives it a hug!
It asks if something happened!
She mumbles a no, that she's just glad that it's okay.
The doll hugs her back, squeezing tightly.
Of course it would be okay. It wouldn't leave her alone like that.
What a wonderful doll.
reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30
ermmm shes not gonna fit in there....
kinda going through it rn
It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me
Oh, were you expecting a mistake? You wanted to get here and be told that it was supposed to be another way? That we behind the scenes fucked up and put your soul in the wrong body, or placed your birth with the wrong family, or pinched your brain along some point that should've been unmeddled with? Well, you're wrong. That was exactly the life you were meant to have. We wanted you to suffer. We wanted to you feel alone. We wanted it to never be enough, to keep that void inside you empty 'till the day you couldn't take it anymore and put that bullet through your head. We wanted it to hurt. Not as some trial, not as some test, some lesson, some divine ritual to lead you on to better things. There's no reward. We built the cosmic gears just as they were, and we made you to be ground to ash between them. There is nothing here for you. When we let go, you will be gone, left void in the abyss, no consciousness to claim your own. You will not exist. We just wanted you to know, before you fell. We had one last misery within you yet to watch.
reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please
you act like a dog i’ll treat you like a dog in the sense that if you do something cute i’m gonna go “hiii puppy!!! hello!!!! hi darling!!!! hi sweetheart!!!!!!!! so cuteee!!!!! my little puppy!!!”
what doesn't kill you makes you really weird about pain and dopamine
Small Something
A witch that asks her doll if it's okay.
A doll that responds that, no, it's not really.
A witch that asks her doll if there's anything she can do.
A doll that responds not really, no.
A witch that stays by her doll's side anyway.
A doll that leans against her shoulder anyway.
It's a small something - but it's something nonetheless.
okay we've got forcemasc and forcefem what about forcemachine. forcetech? i'm gonna turn you into an angel made of steel and electricity and you're gonna fuckin like it.
taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl
the urge to tell them the 3 words i don’t think they’re in the right headspace to hear yet
three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style
successfully worked my way up to a senior management position at the porn studio, overseeing the production of all the oral scenes. That's right, I'm the department head of the head department.
“cannibalism as a metaphor for love!” cannibalism as a metaphor for me tearing you apart and eating your insides raw. once desperate enough we are nothing but slaves to our instincts. the brain will do anything to save itself.
No joke this vine has a better understanding of transmisogyny than 40% of this website
physics homework problem
why tf would there be a “degrading” clothing section in your weirdass terf fantasy world
! this user loves illegal immigration, abortions, and sex change operations !