I'm A Good Listener And I Make Delicious Food

You are going to put that back, and I will turn you over to whatever authorities deal with you, and then Lois and I are going on a perfect normal date.

My Adventures with Superman — "Kiss Kiss Fall In Portal"

they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even 

the problem is that I want to know everything in the world but also I can't seem to do my laundry when I'm supposed to, rendering me absolutely useless

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the weekend's here

Ilia fucking Malinin’s world record breaking free skate