30+. Professional nerd. D&D trash. Hibernating fic writer.
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Anonymous asked: Regis’ eye roll
Remember, if you fall off the stage: leg extended, boobs up.
Tess (aka Cher), giving us all essential life advice (via thisliveblog)
So, my friend sent me this… This is why Prompto always dies in battle.Â
Just Bros™ being Bros™
Wait for it…
but mom, i don’t wanna be an adult anymore. i wanna be the goblin king. the glitter?? the drama?? that collar?? those eyebrows?? making it impossible for guests to get to my house by putting it in the middle of an actual labyrinth?? i’m perfect for the job
@pickulohsmash Because monks.
our grinning monk
GM: I mean, none of them are dying… Player: That’s good! GM: … because they’re dead. Player: That’s bad.
“It’s okay, you’re going to be okay. You’re all safe, none of you are getting paid.”
Our Ranger/Party Leader after single-handedly saving and nursing the rest of the unconcious party back from the brink of death. (via outofcontextdnd)
Just Bros™ being Bros™
Noctis, frantically warping around to recover HP and mana while tickling the enemy: "IGNIS, INSTRUCTIONS?!"
Gladiolus, in a key position to do a lot of damage with a skill: *misses*
Prompto: *dead on the floor, leaving you wondering whether or not to use a Phoenix Down*
Ignis, single handedly keeping the whole group alive by buffing and healing them: EVERYONE REGROUP EVERYONE FORM UP WE MUST REGROUP
When you get angry take a deep breath and count to ten. Throw a punch when you get to eight. Nobody expects that.
Gladio (via incorrect-is-correct)
picking RPG clothes based on maxing stats instead of whether they match or not
“You’re too old for that.”
Is really a shitty concept. You’re too old for everything. Cartoons, sleepovers, candy, etc. Basically, you’re too old for fun. You shouldn’t be too old for fun ever in your life. If you want to watch cartoons, do it! If you want to have sleepovers, do it!Â
#relatable
Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that fanfiction an back-stories for every character and you get frikin’ feels about that universe and it’d be the most coolest thing if you could just be bothered to frikin’ write it.
- my english professor
skyrim loading screen tip: you can block with your weapons! me, running headfirst into battle and blocking absolutely nothing: go fuck yourself
Can I just go through one playthrough without joining the Companions for these two?
No?
Well, okay.
Favourite animators: Yutaka Nakamura (ä¸ćť‘豊)
Learn/watch more:
Animator Spotlight: Nakamura Yutaka
Sakuga: The Animation of Anime pt.1 - Intro & Yutaka Nakamura: Grandmaster Battle Animator
Some of the scenes animated by Yutaka Nakamura: part 1, part 2, part3
List of anime he’s worked on + sakuga wiki
Also, don’t forget to click the gifs for captions (or refer to this post if they’re not showing anymore)
what the fuck, Titanfall 2, I’ve never felt so bad in my life
I do not apologise for how often I will be using this wonderful gif of BT-7274.
I am a precious, shameless cinnamon roll and you cannot shame-shame me!
people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight
Earthquakes tend to make basements a really bad idea.
I just realized something.
Y’know how the stereotype of D&D players is a bunch of nerds hiding in a basement?
Well, that’s kind of impossible in Southern California because almost no one here has a basement. Which is BULLSHIT wtf is wrong with this place.
Anyways, I thought that was an interesting fact.
@executivegoth more critical role fanart! Freaking Percy’s gloves of missile snaring. Such a cool moment :)
Dragon Age human names and naming conventions for all your PC/OC/fanfiction needs.
Qunari (and Tal-Vashoth), dwarf, and elf names and naming conventions here.
So maybe you’re a writer or maybe you’re in a fantasy RP group, maybe you just want to make maps. Either way, with the right guidance the process is pretty easy. Here’s some Photoshop and research resources I've compiled to make your life easier.
WORLD MAPS How to generate a map in Photoshop (video) How to create (mountain) brushes (video) How to create trees (video) How to create mountains and hills (video) How to create swamps and deserts (video) Tolkien-Style Map Brushes (1)(2) Parchment Textures (1)(2)(3) Calthyechild’s Fantasy Map Tutorial & Resources World Maps to inspire you (1)(2)(3)(4)
CITIES City Map Generator Clevergirlhelps’ Brilliant Post on City Planning Thewritingcafe’s Brilliant Post on City Planning Streets VS Monuments How to create a grid in Photoshop City Brushes Cities to inspire you (1)(2)(3)(4) MISC. Ship Plans How Geography Affects Climate How Streets Evolve as Cities Grow History of Building Materials Climates R. Steves’ Europe (Videos) NEED A NAME? Location and Setting name generator Pirate Ship name generator Ship name generator
@pickulohsmash
This is actually a really easy way to distinguish different types of magic users and decide which kind is right for your story!